LMAO! That is hilarious. What makes it even more funny is all the idiots that freak out and get offended by it.
I cant stand how the community/society expects everyone to like babies and animals and if you don't conform you are deemed as weird and unacceptable.
Im never having a fricking baby because I cant stand the little sh*ts either. I hate the ones that scream constantly and the parents just sort of get used to it and do nothing. It should be outlawed like dogs barking. Why the hell should I have to put up with your brats screaming and creating noise pollution? People with kids should be forced to build noise proof rooms to put their babies in when they scream.
Babies/kids are hideous little parasites that will suck the life out of you, drain you of every penny and basically wreck your life.
Take a look around at people with children. They are generally overweight, overstressed , haggard and much older looking than people with no kids. The womens breasts resemble a couple of old balloons left behind the lounge for a week after a birthday party and the men end up looking permanently pregnant with moobs. No thank you very much.
Parents also tend to get this air of self importance about them which is really annoying. You see them with their unnecessarily oversized baby buggies blocking the pavements and supermarket aisles. They never move out of the way because they think that just cause they were stupid enough to have a baby that they are more important than you and have right of way not to mention all the other fringe benefits they get from the government that you will never get because you arent dumb enough to ruin your life like them.
They would have you believe that the rewards of parenthood far outweigh the down side- thats because they are jealous that you are still free , cashed up , fresh looking and having a ball travelling, socialising and doing all the other things they can no longer do. Even when their kids grow up the hell never ends for them because these days many kids dont leave home until they are well into their thirties. Your parents and grandparents will do their best to make you feel you have somehow failed and will never be fulfilled unless you become a parent. Don't fall for it. They've been brainwashed like everyone else in order to perpetuate the species.
Perpetuation of the species is of course important however we live in
an extremely overpopulated world. Resources are running out fast. Two thirds of humans are living below the poverty line and we are now drowning in our own crap(figuratively speaking). Therefore we do not need every single human to keep adding to the problem by pumping out more babies.
The whole concept of even having a baby is gross.Pregnant women look revolting parading their swollen bodies and breasts around as though they think they look beautiful- NOT!! The ones that actually have the stomach exposed are the worst. When I see one I nearly spew. I feel like saying "oh please cover that disgusting thing up already". But thats nothing compared to the abhorrent act of actually giving birth when the vulva becomes like a big baggy old inner tube covered in blood, gunk and faeces etc
Its never the same again after that and the husband/boyfriend never looks at it the same way. A friend of mine tells me that sexual intercourse feels like dipping it in a bowl of porridge after child birth.
Nope parenthoods definitely not for moi!
Well, you're part of the over population problem, so be a martyr and go kill yourself in a public square so you can set a good example for the rest of us to follow.
I am a parent and I can promise you right now that I do not at all feel jealous of couples without kids. Sure, sometimes I miss my freedom and some days I could strangle my kids because they rile me up, but I'm still glad I had them.
Something actually happened on Sunday, we were at a park, having a picnic and having fun and I was watching a young couple also having a picnic. They didn't have kids and were sitting around looking utterly bored, whereas we were watching our kids and having a good laugh at their antics and just enjoying watching them explore in the river and so on. I actually felt sorry for the couple without kids in a way because their lives seemed so empty, and I was really grateful for the fact that we were able to sit there as a family and just enjoy each others company. Sure, there are times when parenthood has it's downside, but all in all, it most definately is rewarding. Incidentally, if my kids misbehave, I deal with them, I do not leave them to continue being a nuisance because I myself hate it when other kids make a noise and throw tantrums. Not all parents are as you say. But then again maybe it's because where I live we still believe in giving the kids a darn good spanking if they are naughty, so they tend to be better behaved for the most part. I have noticed that since corporal punishment has been abolished in our schools the kids are getting more difficult to deal with.
Anyway, I agree that if someone doesn't want to have kids because they don't enjoy them, that's fine and it's their right, but for goodness sake, don't go about hating and projecting your own hideous hatred on others. We as parents don't share the feelings you think we have and we as mothers don't hate the fact that our breasts have hit our knees either. In fact, I know quite a few sexy moms with perfect figures and the dads are very fit and healthy too. Whether you're a parent or not, you can become sedentary and fat. So don't stereotype because you just make yourself look stupid.
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Oh God that is just so typical of people with babies and the exact smug slef important attitude Im talking about. Feeling sorry for people without them. You see the world through a filter. A filter that says anyone without kids is sadly lacking and must be bored just cause they arent being loud and annoying like your family. Please keep your sympathy we dont want it or need it. Its like couples that seem to think that if youre not coupled up that you are somehow only half a person. Get over it.
I hate babies.
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LMAO! That is hilarious. What makes it even more funny is all the idiots that freak out and get offended by it.
I cant stand how the community/society expects everyone to like babies and animals and if you don't conform you are deemed as weird and unacceptable.
Im never having a fricking baby because I cant stand the little sh*ts either. I hate the ones that scream constantly and the parents just sort of get used to it and do nothing. It should be outlawed like dogs barking. Why the hell should I have to put up with your brats screaming and creating noise pollution? People with kids should be forced to build noise proof rooms to put their babies in when they scream.
Babies/kids are hideous little parasites that will suck the life out of you, drain you of every penny and basically wreck your life.
Take a look around at people with children. They are generally overweight, overstressed , haggard and much older looking than people with no kids. The womens breasts resemble a couple of old balloons left behind the lounge for a week after a birthday party and the men end up looking permanently pregnant with moobs. No thank you very much.
Parents also tend to get this air of self importance about them which is really annoying. You see them with their unnecessarily oversized baby buggies blocking the pavements and supermarket aisles. They never move out of the way because they think that just cause they were stupid enough to have a baby that they are more important than you and have right of way not to mention all the other fringe benefits they get from the government that you will never get because you arent dumb enough to ruin your life like them.
They would have you believe that the rewards of parenthood far outweigh the down side- thats because they are jealous that you are still free , cashed up , fresh looking and having a ball travelling, socialising and doing all the other things they can no longer do. Even when their kids grow up the hell never ends for them because these days many kids dont leave home until they are well into their thirties. Your parents and grandparents will do their best to make you feel you have somehow failed and will never be fulfilled unless you become a parent. Don't fall for it. They've been brainwashed like everyone else in order to perpetuate the species.
Perpetuation of the species is of course important however we live in
an extremely overpopulated world. Resources are running out fast. Two thirds of humans are living below the poverty line and we are now drowning in our own crap(figuratively speaking). Therefore we do not need every single human to keep adding to the problem by pumping out more babies.
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The whole concept of even having a baby is gross.Pregnant women look revolting parading their swollen bodies and breasts around as though they think they look beautiful- NOT!! The ones that actually have the stomach exposed are the worst. When I see one I nearly spew. I feel like saying "oh please cover that disgusting thing up already". But thats nothing compared to the abhorrent act of actually giving birth when the vulva becomes like a big baggy old inner tube covered in blood, gunk and faeces etc
Its never the same again after that and the husband/boyfriend never looks at it the same way. A friend of mine tells me that sexual intercourse feels like dipping it in a bowl of porridge after child birth.
Nope parenthoods definitely not for moi!
Hahaha. It feels so good to hear you "say" everything that I feel about pregnancy/babies/people with babies. Amen, amen, AMEN!
I have a serious urge to slap the shit out of its face when I'm forced to look at one, so I always avoid it.
Well, you're part of the over population problem, so be a martyr and go kill yourself in a public square so you can set a good example for the rest of us to follow.
I am a parent and I can promise you right now that I do not at all feel jealous of couples without kids. Sure, sometimes I miss my freedom and some days I could strangle my kids because they rile me up, but I'm still glad I had them.
Something actually happened on Sunday, we were at a park, having a picnic and having fun and I was watching a young couple also having a picnic. They didn't have kids and were sitting around looking utterly bored, whereas we were watching our kids and having a good laugh at their antics and just enjoying watching them explore in the river and so on. I actually felt sorry for the couple without kids in a way because their lives seemed so empty, and I was really grateful for the fact that we were able to sit there as a family and just enjoy each others company. Sure, there are times when parenthood has it's downside, but all in all, it most definately is rewarding. Incidentally, if my kids misbehave, I deal with them, I do not leave them to continue being a nuisance because I myself hate it when other kids make a noise and throw tantrums. Not all parents are as you say. But then again maybe it's because where I live we still believe in giving the kids a darn good spanking if they are naughty, so they tend to be better behaved for the most part. I have noticed that since corporal punishment has been abolished in our schools the kids are getting more difficult to deal with.
Anyway, I agree that if someone doesn't want to have kids because they don't enjoy them, that's fine and it's their right, but for goodness sake, don't go about hating and projecting your own hideous hatred on others. We as parents don't share the feelings you think we have and we as mothers don't hate the fact that our breasts have hit our knees either. In fact, I know quite a few sexy moms with perfect figures and the dads are very fit and healthy too. Whether you're a parent or not, you can become sedentary and fat. So don't stereotype because you just make yourself look stupid.
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@ReaperAJ
Oh God that is just so typical of people with babies and the exact smug slef important attitude Im talking about. Feeling sorry for people without them. You see the world through a filter. A filter that says anyone without kids is sadly lacking and must be bored just cause they arent being loud and annoying like your family. Please keep your sympathy we dont want it or need it. Its like couples that seem to think that if youre not coupled up that you are somehow only half a person. Get over it.