Normal for most people,
I actually give my farts ratings,
for Smell,
Volume(Length/Sound)
and Originallity(this one varies)
When the smell stops bothering you
due to burning of eyes and other irritations, I add a BioHazzard factor,
but it's a rare occasion.
Thing is, a rather wondrous event occured the other day.
I had some Pork Chops made in the oven,with an interesting mix of Thai Sweet Chilli and Burrito Seasoning.
After the porkgasmic feast,
The farts I let didn't quite smell like farts,
In fact, it was almost like the smell of the food I ate came out almost intact, if not better.
I wouldn't mess with the fudge-like by-product thought.
That's bordering with koprolagnia I'd say.
so yeah...
what was i talking about?
I like the smell of my own farts
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Normal for most people,
I actually give my farts ratings,
for Smell,
Volume(Length/Sound)
and Originallity(this one varies)
When the smell stops bothering you
due to burning of eyes and other irritations, I add a BioHazzard factor,
but it's a rare occasion.
Thing is, a rather wondrous event occured the other day.
I had some Pork Chops made in the oven,with an interesting mix of Thai Sweet Chilli and Burrito Seasoning.
After the porkgasmic feast,
The farts I let didn't quite smell like farts,
In fact, it was almost like the smell of the food I ate came out almost intact, if not better.
I wouldn't mess with the fudge-like by-product thought.
That's bordering with koprolagnia I'd say.
so yeah...
what was i talking about?