I like the smell of my own farts

OK, Fartlovers - here's a good way:

When you've got a good farting session going, or you've just eaten beans and know one is on the way, take a bath. When you feel an aromatic expulsion coming on, get an empty bottle (might need a big one), fill it with water, then hold it upside down so the mouth (the wider the better) is directly over the 'source'.

Now, when you fart, try and get as much to enter the bottle as possible - it will displace the water and float to the top (or bottom, in fact) of the bottle - where it will stay, pure and potent.

Resist the urge to sniff at this point - you'll want to collect as many of the fragrant bumblows as you can, and ideally fill the entire bottle. Put the lid on the bottle while still underwater (leaving some water in the bottle won't matter). Then, do as you please - but beware, it'll be extra-strong as it won't have been contaminated by fresh air, as most farts sadly are.

Own fart enjoying is normal, clearly - but I can't imagine why. Following the instructions on this post, however... Not so normal, but fun!