I like the smell of my own farts

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"Recipe For The World's Greatest Farts"

1. Eat the following:
a. 3 boiled eggs with lots of black pepper
b. 3 tablespoons of dried onions (must be
dry so they expand in your stomach
c. Canned chili with beans seasoned with
as much garlic and liquid smoke as you
can stand. (The smoke is key)
d. Drink two Pabst Blue Ribbon beers
or one Mickey's 40 oz Ice
e. Here's the coup de' grace'...Down 2 cups
of yogurt

This combination will produce a combination of carbonation, accelerated digestion, digestive tract agitation, and lactose intolerance positively guaranteed to give even the strongest stomach Glock-level fart streams no less than 30 p.s.i. each. I'm talking world-class gas...Farts beyond compare. Shooters unlike any ever experienced. And what's best is no gas pain. The chemical reaction between all the dissimilar foods eaten fire up so fast and powerful that nothing gets backed up to hurt. In 20 minutes you're running neck-to-neck with the space shuttle at launch. Only negative is that you'll be totally exhausted at fart's end.
Been there, done that, and it's fierce!