Which is more awful? MLP or Twilight?

I haven't seen My Little Pony. I don't care for it but that whole thing with one of the ponies enjoy "getting wet" and those godawful sexual fan fictions are horrendous. I've also been unlucky enough to witness a MLP doll/puppet with a big spacious whole in its ass. It's purpose being for sex. O_0

Despite this, I'm going to have to go with Twilight (Toilet Light) as the worse. Twilight is not true literature. It's a piece of worthless shit that should be set on fire and every single copy should be thrown into a anti-matter device which would make it cease to exist. I had thought of jettisoning it to the far reaches of outer space but the rest of the universe doesn't deserve to be cursed with such a fate. It defies all logic and it stands as a monolith of disrespect to writers who are actually talented. The majority of the fans (What are they called,'Twihards?") are crazed psychos blinded by the "love" they have for this pathetic excuse. Edward is god knows how old but yet he's still in high school. I'm guessing that his only reason for going incognito is because he is a pervert that enjoys praying on stupid teenage girls. I remember hearing en passant that there was a character that was a child and this child vampire ended up having sex with a much older man!!!! Modern vampires no longer are allergic to the sun. Real vampires don't sparkle they are violent sex fiends that have harems and live in splendid European castles of gothic design. In other words, old school is kick-ass. I think one of the greatest offenses this shitty series has imposed is the ruinment of the word "Twilight".

twilight |ˈtwīˌlīt|
noun
1 the soft glowing light from the sky when the sun is below the horizon, caused by the refraction and scattering of the sun's rays from the atmosphere.
• the period of the evening during which this takes place, between daylight and darkness: a pleasant walk in the woods at twilight.
2 [ in sing. ] a period or state of obscurity, ambiguity, or gradual decline: he was in the twilight of his career | [ as modifier ] : a twilight world of secrecy.
ORIGIN late Middle English: from Old English twi- ‘two’ (used in an obscure sense in this compound) + light1.

This was a beautiful word but its ruined now because it will always be linked with this series of shit.

*I rest my case but my rage will never be smitten*