could this happen to a male

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Hi all well I have something I would like to ask all of you and see what you say on this might seem to be funny to some and that is ok so I am a male I will confess I like to wear Male Leggings a lot so it has always been in my head that I could land up having and orgasm in my Leggings or Spandex let say it happens in a dance class or when I am roller skating and I always ask myself what would I do ?

what do i say to the person that brings the clean stuff to me 2
do nothing 15
clean up as best as i can 11
call some one to bring some clean stuff for me 0
try to get home as fast as i can 7
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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago

    You know what? I've spent so much time thinking about what I would do as a male who jizzed in my leggings during roller skate class, 2.5-3.27 hours a day, what a coincidence

    Anyways, if I was a male who jizzed in my spandex during roller skate class I would do the following:

    1. High five the first other male skater in spandex that I saw, cause he knows what's up, flashing an exaggerated wink as he paws at his all to obvious crotch pudding

    2. Do a triple axel move with a perfect landing in order to distract the crowd whist checking for a splotch-a-roo...oh no, are my spandex skate pants opaque enough to cover my manly misdeeds?

    3. Decide it's no mater and proudly assume speed skating stance, push children out of the way, ignore their tears, as I am a champion, slip on their tears, but refuse to look back

    4. Finally make it to the rest room. Oh no...men's or women's...men's or women's..,check IIN- oh shit- this debate has been raging for 5 years.

    5. Kill self

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    • ʇɐq_ɐ_ɯı_ןoן
      7 years ago

      :) ʎuunɟ ʎllɐǝɹ ǝɹɐ noʎ

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      • CountessDouche
        7 years ago

        Thanks : )

        I fucking love bats. One of the coolest animals, in my opinion.

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    • Somedude124
      7 years ago

      Lol

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  • Dunga
    7 years ago

    No it doesn't happen to normal men, you disgusting dance class taking effiminate gay troll!

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    • GreyWulfen
      7 years ago

      How many reports does it take to get you banned?

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  • ʇɐq_ɐ_ɯı_ןoן
    7 years ago

    ¿ʎɥʍ ˙˙˙ʇnq ¿sƃuıƃƃǝl ǝlɐɯ ʇǝƃ noʎ

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  • devonsweeneysGF
    7 years ago

    After eating the food at my local rollerscate fag centre, I think your more likely to shit your pants.

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