...i have an obsession

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Whenever I hear the song Jingle Bells, I take off all of my clothes, grab a bottle of baby oil, cover myself in it, squeeze into a tight corner, and pretend I'm being reborn. It's not that weird, right? I just feel like the song is attacking me and that makes me feel comforted. It's Christmas season and I worry about this every year. I can't physically help it...it just happens. I've seen my therapist about it, and she says it's normal, but I think she's covering up the fact that I'm weird. Do I need help?

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  • NotStrangeBird
    11 years ago

    Completely normal. Millions of people do it daily.

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  • wigsplitz
    11 years ago

    ♫ Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way....♫

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  • Shrunk
    11 years ago

    lol'd before i even got past the 1st line

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  • Cows3012892347
    11 years ago

    No! Stop making fun, I always have to carry baby oil in my left back pocket of my jeans!

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  • bananaface
    11 years ago

    What happens if there isn't a bottle of baby oil around? Do you have to improvise or something? Haha, this is making me laugh a bit.

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