(guys only) do you own a fleshlight?

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Yes I have one. 702
No I don't have one. 198
I do not have one, but I want one. 1218
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  • Mrman10
    12 years ago

    Hmm, this is annoying.

    Why is it "sad" if a male has a fleshlight? But women are allowed to have any sextoy? Double-standards mhm.

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    • disthing
      12 years ago

      I agree with you there. Girls happily discuss owning sex toys, it's encouraged, but for a guy it means what? He can't get laid? He's a sad little man? Definitely double-standards. Why can't we be adventurous with masturbation too? A hand is nothing like a vagina. Close-minded people should fuck off...

      I've never tried a flesh light but I would.

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    • [Old Memory]
      12 years ago

      Actually you're right, although the difference is womens' fingers are no way near the same size as a penis so that's why they need toys far more than men. Then again mens' hands might not be as tight, and they don't have the same feel as a vagina.

      I've changed my mind it's not sad, I wouldn't show/tell anyone but yeah...

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  • claymor3
    12 years ago

    I'll admit I own one, have admitted it with a few good friends, and honestly am almost to the point where I wouldn't be ashamed to just admit it to a complete stranger face to face if they asked. It's definitely a double standard and nothing to be ashamed about, if your curious about it and can order one, look into it and do it, cause it's worth it. Honestly what is so bad about wanting a better experience than just (for lack of better terminology) getting a load off with your hand all the time? As ridiculous as I might sound to some of you, realize it only sounds ridiculous because your shutting the idea of it out. Every guy if they were honest with themselves would use a fleshlight. If someone has a problem with it, I just remind myself they're the ones with the lesser quality jerk-off sessions, in other words, it's their loss lol

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  • bigtoy
    12 years ago

    I see there are a lot of people wanting one...

    For sale:
    1 fleshlight, hardly used/low mileage and in very good condition. One careful owner and always kept in bag in the sock drawer. Accept any reasonable offer - buyer pays shipping.

    Just kidding guys!

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Is this a typo?

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    • dappled
      13 years ago

      I wish.

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      • [Old Memory]
        13 years ago

        Never mind. I just looked it up.

        "...food grade, phthalate-free polymers..."

        So sad

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  • todd71
    8 years ago

    The Greatest invention ever. Every boy that reaches puberty should be given one.

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  • diaperwolf21
    11 years ago

    WTF is a fleshlight!?

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    I just used my fleshlight for the first time, and boy, it sure does beat the good old five-fingers :D

    But seriously, I'd have to say that having a sex toy is just like buying buckets of your favourite snack, only, you're probably more likely to become healthy rather than obese and insecure. If fleshlights are a bad thing, then so is mastrubation. It's merely another tool, nothing more.

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  • [Old Memory]
    13 years ago

    Yea, my ex-bf once owned one, it was all sticky and hairy, he said his "friend" bought it for him but he "never-ever" used it...

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  • volozi
    12 years ago

    I don't see the point, that's what your hand is for. If you want something more real, go pay for sex

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  • Faceless
    13 years ago

    What am I a robot? I fuck women, not machines... yet.

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  • dappled
    13 years ago

    If the number of Yes votes outnumber the No votes, I may seriously consider changing species.

    And watch everyone vote Yes now just to see me turn into a penguin.

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    • bigtoy
      12 years ago

      Time to start that fish only diet, Dappled! Here's to life as a penguin...lol

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