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Lately my farts have been pretty solid and what I mean by that is that when I fart it's kind of loud like a machine gun. When I used to fart like this in the past it wouldn't hurt but now it sort of does. It only hurts my asshole and nothing else. Is it normal that my farts are like this?
Try spreading your cheeks when you let it rip, the noxious gasses should flow smoother out of your gaping anus.
To OP
I am what u may call an expert on the subject...
Are u familiar with the term powermanure or powerfart? U are experiencing powerfarts and I'm here to tell u that I'll fart u and anyone else here under the table.
*draws mud in his pants
I get those when I don't drink enough water.
Are you drinking enough water, OP?
I well Collect all night gas was released in the morning I hear a huge explosion even the whole bathroom real Hedda not vibrate CDDB
Leopards normal kind of constipation hard stool thick
something in your diet is toxic. lay off the fast food and HFCS and whatnot. also drugs and alcohol.
and i also teached my cat to poop in the toilet,and cat farts are the most smelling,horrific delicious pretty craziness""they are really killers( cats):O
so i had this time when i was heading in bus to my country and the bus had to stop.so people could eat breakfast after 6 hours of being in the road,so i had to hold every part of me ,i felt my stomach rumble violently and i thought " i must go to the toilet and fast!" the bust stooped and i went almost pooping and hard walking,when i got to the toilet,there was a cleaner with the bucket,so i got to the seat and i just let all the gas and poop go in one big party,i felt very embarrassed, i thought i have changed colour ,from green to pink and blue,finished fart party(it was so loud!) the cleaner said " o mon dieu!
Then wen i was heading out the toilet i toke a look around and wnet out very softly it was so embarrassing and the stink was like if someone let the cat die in the toilet seat...