[important question] will you wipe or not wipe???

You are taking a peaceful dump in bathroom when all of a sudden someone yells “Fire!””Fire!” “ Evacuate”!!

You have 2 options: WIPE or DONT WIPE

*You have no idea how big the fire is*

Backstory:
I usually do a #2 before showering, I do it naked because its more comfortable and my pants are usually on the ground. My dad told me he just pull down his pants and boxers down to his ankles and goes for the #2. I asked why, he said in case something happens, he can run off/book it. I thought to myself it makes sense, but if something so urgent (like an emergency fire, etc...) happens, will people still wipe or not. I personally will wipe, just cause I feel I can run faster knowing that is clean down there. Some friends told me they will not wipe but grab tissue so they can do it later... but still I dont think I can run knowing my SH*T is rubbing between my cheeks. What would you do?