is it normal to fear a tweeting mouse?

I have two cats. My mom bought a mouse to manage their twitter accounts. It is a small white mouse with alarmingly long fingers (about four inches each) that allow it to reach the keyboard to tweet. At first, we were worried that the cats would eat it, but the cats won't even stay in the same room with it. If my mom carries it into a room with the cats, they run out immediately. I don't like to carry it, because whenever I pick it up, it starts tapping its long, bony fingers on my knuckles (click… click… click…), until its eyes roll back in its head. I checked my cats' twitter, and all the tweets are things like "Watching. Waiting.", "Do you dream about me?", and "Don't look in the shadows." I think they're addressed to me. Is it normal to be scared?

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Based on 31 votes (13 yes)
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Comments ( 13 )
  • Silivrin1

    That's actually quite creepy. Well done.

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  • Avant-Garde

    You sir, should write a book.

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    • I'm a woman, but thank you.

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      • Avant-Garde

        Oopsie! Mon apologies, madame.

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        • No problem.

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  • Terence_the_viking

    i jizz on tweeting mouse

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  • snowtail802

    omg write a book you can help some weired peeps like my brother

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  • ILoveJoshHutcherson

    Trolololo make a novel!

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  • Rman1195

    hey the first step in quiting drugs is admitting you have a problem. Please consider rehab.

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  • NothingxCrazy

    I'm speechless. Bravo.

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  • welkinson

    Hey, I'm the OP of the original "Is it normal to fear a tweeting mouse?" and i am going to sue you for copyright infringement. Seeing that some one made a pun of the story I wrote on here last year was the highlight of my day :). This post is so funny.

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    • Aw! :3 I'm glad you liked it.

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      • welkinson

        Lol. My ipod tells me your user name but my laptop doesn't. But my ipod doesn't tell me when people are replying to other peoples' comments on this website.

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