(question for men) which of these two options would you prefer?
The scenario is that you owe a shit ton of money to a loan shark who moonlights as an extreme body modification surgeon. One night on your way home he drugs and kidnaps you. When you come to, you're tied down to a table and your abductor says that because you didn't pay your debt, he's going to cut your penis in half. Would you rather have it cut vertically or horizontally?
| Vertically | 0 | |
| Horizontally | 7 |