A guy told me he could beat an ostrich in a fight..

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I had a discussion with someone claiming they could beat an ostrich in a fight. How feasible would this be?

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  • dirtybirdy
    1 year ago

    Tell him spar with a cassowary

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    • Tommythecaty
      1 year ago

      Haha shit birdy.

      I’ve got a hundred on cassowary.

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      1 year ago

      https://youtu.be/pD4GjvmhS0I

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  • Vvaas
    1 year ago

    oh hell naw one kick and the ostrich gonna disembowel you

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk
    1 year ago

    i could beat an ostrich in a gunfight

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  • DADNSCAL
    1 year ago

    He's an idiot if he thinks he has a chance against an 800 lb animal with a kick like a howitzer.

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    1 year ago

    How does an ostrich fight? Im assuming it has claws and it fights like a rooster. My vote goes to ostrich

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  • olderdude-xx
    1 year ago

    Sure its very likely. First though, he has to be able to bury his head in sand and hold it for a long while.

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    • 1WeirdGuy
      1 year ago

      This guy tried

      https://youtu.be/Z27xoi01iGw

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      • olderdude-xx
        1 year ago

        I disagree. He turned and ran when the ostrich charged him.

        That's not a fight.

        I'll be next time that he won't try harassing an ostrich.

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        • 1WeirdGuy
          1 year ago

          Its a joke. Idk how you didnt find that video funny.

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          • olderdude-xx
            1 year ago

            People doing stupid things have limited degrees of funny to them. While some can be funny, most are not to most people.

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  • Crocotta1
    1 year ago

    Fuh

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  • LloydAsher
    1 year ago

    I'd say it would be slightly easier than fighting an emu. Those have claws that can disembowel a man.

    You probably have to follow a strict fighting steps but its definitely possible.

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