A lil' birdy speaks to you:

You wake up in a middle of the ocean in your donut. You carry nothing else with you, not even your clothes. You blink. Then see a bird staring into your eyes. Death silence for a minut. Everyone is standing frozen still. Then somehow you see only black. You feel a hand on your eyes. Is the most smelly hand you have ever felt. Then you can tell that it opens her mouth

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  • ospry

    I forgor 🤬

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  • Youareafuckingidiot.

    Holds up spork

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