A skinny friend stayed the night and left a huge turd in the toilet

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Recently a young woman stayed the night at my house. She's small and slim and is strictly vegetarian.

The next morning, after she left I went to the toilet to take a dump and I noticed she had left a massive and very solid turd in my toilet.

The offending turd was around 12+ inches long and really, really fat (the fattest I've ever seen). It wouldn't flush down even after 5 or 6 flushes! I actually had to break it up with a stick I found in the garden.

I couldn't believe such a small woman could excrete something so frickin' HUGE from her ass!

If you were in the same position would you say something to her about her massive poo?

Is it frickin' Normal?

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Based on 96 votes (49 yes)

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RoseIsabella

9 years ago | pl

Take a picture, and then send it to her.
;-)

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Too late for that, but the image of that 12" turd wedged into the S bend of my toilet is forever burned into my brain.
  
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  - tokillanally
    
    9 years ago
    
    What the fuck is wrong with you? That turd would've been the best thing ever on RateMyPoo!
    
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  - TrustMeImLying
    
    9 years ago
    
    If it's that vivid of an image, make it into a painting
    
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  - RoseIsabella
    
    9 years ago
    
    Memories.
    :-'(
    
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kelili

9 years ago

This is hilarious!

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Redcoats

9 years ago

A 12 inch poop? You're shitting me.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  haha Well I didn't measure it exactly but it was awful big.
  
  BTW the longest poo in the world was 26' long. Just Google it.
  
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  - Redcoats
    
    9 years ago
    
    26 feet? Are you taking me for a deuce? O:
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      9 years ago
      
      here it is: http://www.be-mag.com/msgboard/showthread.php/28068-Women-produces-WORLDS-LONGEST-POOP!!!!!!!!!
      
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      - VirgilManly
        
        9 years ago
        
        That's gotta hurt.
        
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Cuntsiclestick

9 years ago

If I was in the same position, I'd just flush it down and never speak of it again. Confronting the person about it would serve no purpose.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  Flush it down?
  
  Are you kidding me?
  
  I tried 6 times unsuccessfully to flush that monster away but it was like a chicken drumstick stuck in a seagulls throat.
  
  I had to break that thing up with a stick I found in my backyard.
  
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Freedom_

9 years ago

If you two don't talk about this, you're not very good friends.

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BobbyTheBear

9 years ago

No matter how old i get... A poo joke pops up every now an then an pulls a chuckle outta me.

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green_boogers

9 years ago

Fuck man! This is definite Facebook material. Rock the web with detailed photos.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  No photos sorry to say.
  
  You'll just have to use your imagination over at Ratemypoo.com
  
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gummy_jr

9 years ago

God! Lmao I just died and you broke it up with a stick you found in the garden? Lol she can't beat my record though mine is 20 inches. I knew it was going to be big so I went outside, dropped my pants and did a duck walk while squatting and popping. Had to be careful not to clench my asshole and break it up though /:

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  LOL. I can just imagine that duck walk. Take any photos?
  
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howaminotmyself

9 years ago

I had a house mate that took unbelievably huge shits. She had chronic constipation and would only have a bowel movement every three days or so. I was impress3d at the size in comparison t9 her physical appeaeance. But it's pretty normal if you don't go every day, it has to come out one way or another.

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- Ellenna
  
  9 years ago
  
  How did you know the size of her turds? Doesn't you toilet flush?
  
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  - howaminotmyself
    
    9 years ago
    
    I'm psychic.
    
    No.
    
    We were two pregnant women living together, of course we discussed our poop.
    
    Also, the plumbing exploded on more than one occasion.
    
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    - Ellenna
      
      9 years ago
      
      Well that makes it more believable, but no wonder the plumbing exploded! It must've been embarrassing when the plumber came!
      
      I once had the letting agents send a plumber in an old house which had been vacant for some years before I moved in and to my HUGE embarrassment - made worse because he called me outside to look at it - there was my most recent poop and paper outside on the grass because the septic tank was blocked from long disuse.
      
      I'm not a prude but I don't like other people seeing the products of my bowels
      
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      - howaminotmyself
        
        9 years ago
        
        Naw, no embarrassment. Everybody poops.
        
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turdmanic

8 years ago

My mother in law used to visit our home and deliberately leave a solo snake length turd in my toilet that was thicker than a soda can. She used to laugh then break it up to flush away. Then it was so heavy it would clog the drains in the street.

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  That's hilarious! Always amazes me how thick some of those turds are.
  
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  - ac05
    
    8 years ago
    
    I can have pretty big turds sometimes with a diameter up to 2 inch, so it's pretty normal. I have pics of mine...
    
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pandora69

8 years ago

I laughed the entire time I was reading this post

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  Glad you had a laugh.
  
  p.s. She's coming for dinner again on the weekend. I hope I don't find any 'surprises' in my toilet. Perhaps I should feed her something that constipates her... or maybe the opposite.
  
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  - pandora69
    
    8 years ago
    
    Haha slip her some laxatives or something to induce diarrhea... at least then you won't have to break it up.
    
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CoolUsername

8 years ago

Biology can explain. Us humans, being carnivores do not have the proper enzymes in our digestive tracts to break down plant matter as we have not been herbivores for millions of years, if at all. So since the matter in her digestive tract was plant based, her body had trouble breaking it down and she left a giant log in your toilet. Its normal.

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Giga22

8 years ago

I would deffo have to say something, in jest and when shes alone with you. But yeah this is normal, you can't create unnaturally self growing shits, no matter how hard you try, she must have a decent diet... but when trying to flush, fill a bucket with water and tip it down, works every time :P

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  8 years ago
  
  1000 buckets of water all at once wouldn't have budged the turd. That log needed a frickin' laser beam. Or a jack hammer.
  
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  - Koda
    
    8 years ago
    
    LOL! Sad to say that a friend of mine left something similar for me as well. It must be so mortifying when you have to leave someone's house without being able to flush your log... In my case, the turd was impossibly thick as well, but this dude was an impossibly huge guy. The fact that such a small person laid waste to your toilet is beyond me.
    
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deerhunter123

9 years ago

funny ask her how she got it that big

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  How something so long and fat came out of her little sphincter is beyond me
  
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  - deerhunter123
    
    9 years ago
    
    why not? lol
    
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Ellenna

9 years ago

I'd be mmuch more concerned about the fact that she didn't flush than the size of her turd - manners people!

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  9 years ago
  
  I think she did flush but it didn't go down. I tried flushing at least 6 times but it was stuck.
  
  Like I said, I had to break that turd up with a stick I found in the garden to make it go away.
  
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Brownblowout

9 years ago

Power dump?

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