A stranger of the opposite sex knocks on your door...

...who looks very attractive, asks to sleep in your bed for the night.

Will you...

Say "HELL YEAH! Lets do it!!!" 372
Say "OK, but nothing too crazy." 136
Say "Im sorry but you cant stay :P" 287
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Comments ( 66 )
  • No. I will tell them to keep it moving while shutting my door's peephole cover. If they linger, I am calling the police. If they need a bed for the night, they could have asked my building's concierge about nearby hotels. If they are crazy enough to think that I am going to open my door to Ted Bundy/Herpes Sam/The Grim Reaper, they have another think coming.

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    • shag776

      The Grim Reaper doesn't use doors

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      • Only when he/she/it is exercising a perverse sense of humor...

        "Avon!"

        "Ohhh, goody..."

        "Psych!!!"

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      • Heterarch

        Nor does Chuck Norris

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    • hilarious

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      • As you, my friend.

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    • LcoolJ

      well yer no fun

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      • Double Tap!!

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  • YoungAdventurist

    Her vagina could be like the one from the movie Teeth where she has sex with guys and her vagina bites off their dicks. I'd say no, she could have STDs or some contagious disease. Or she could let someone in during the night, or kill me in my sleep. She could have a blue waffle!

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    • jamesmitchell29486

      blue waffle is a hoax.

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  • BatZion

    I'm lesbian...so...

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    Other: look though the peephole before answering.

    Just because someone knocks doesn't mean you have to answer or let them in.

    Have your firearm in easy reach in case the stranger is trying to break in, and remember - aim for the center of mass, double tap.

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    • You are one scary lady!

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        Naw I'm a sweetie.

        But then again I don't get strangers knocking on the door anyway - it's usually the maintenance man or someone with an expected delivery.

        However one should always be prepared to defend the home - especially since the stranger knocking at your door might be someone looking for a house to rob.

        As for bullet-placement, that's standard operating procedure. Center of mass is the easiest thing to aim for. Double-tap is to make sure they don't get back up, or in case the first round misses.

        Although obviously one should always follow Treat-Never-Keep-Keep :-)

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        • norm

          I'm glad to see someone that realizes that law enforcement does not prevent crimes, they show up after, draw a cool chalk outline around your dead body, and make a valiant attempt to catch the psycho that killed you.

          If you want to prevent the crime from happening, or if you refuse to ever be a victim in the first place - it's totally up to you.

          Bravo.

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        • shag776

          have you watch zombieland recently "double tap"

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        • Ooooh. Do you type with your gun next to your keyboard?

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          • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

            No. I keep it locked up when I'm not handling it. I don't have to but I believe in gun safety... and besides if someone breaks in when I'm not home I don't want them stealing mine.

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            • StrangeTiger

              Finally someone who understands the importance of home defense. If you call the police and they show up too late, what are you gonna do? Sue them? I say fuck it if I get robbed, shoot em. And if you shoot them running away, drag them inside your house to make it legal, and then shoot them again. Good for you.

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  • dappled

    This actually happened to me. She was either very drunk, very stoned, or a combination of both. I found her somewhere else to stay.

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  • lc1988

    If I see a guy I don't know at my door, I won't open it. I don't want anyone to see the stuff in my apartment that's appealing to steal. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

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  • I'd go "Ok, but first you must answer me this. Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you?"

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  • kittyluv

    thats fucked up. a total stranger...thats gross!!

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  • Flowers

    Raaaapist.

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  • Zerabeasty

    If I were an adult this is what would happen:
    "You can stay here, but sleep on the couch."
    Then I would stay up the whole night and makes sure he doesn't do anything suspicious.
    But for now it's up to my mom

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  • One time, When i was just out of college, a hot chick shows up at my door. She asked if she cloud stay the night because her boyfriend just kicked her out. I said, "Sure." We talked, then did it in my bed. She then became my GF for a while.

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    • jamesmitchell29486

      what a lovely story (not sarcastic)

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  • abxy

    it happened to me once.a young man of 20+ of age came and knocked at the door.i grabed his face and rubbed against my boobs and he fucked me like anything.it was hotttttt.i never lose like oppuurtunities like that.

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  • SharkEngine

    I close the fucking door on his fucking face. It's common sense not to talk to strangers, mommy should've taught it to you at a young age.

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  • if that situation happens theirs no problem with that ill give him a map and then ill tell him to go somewhere else and maybe give him some money but sleeping on my bed NO WAY.......... ill call the cops........

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  • Lolgal2

    I'd call the police, make sure he knew fucking well he was a wanker and shitted the life outta him! All u pedos who's lifes evolve around sex and crap need 2 c a doc, ure mentally fuckin disturbed!!!!!

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  • i would love to have a hot boy show up at my door

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    • normal/freak

      you were looking for me?

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    • jasminelovesyou

      that's what im talking bout baby

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  • shag776

    only if you fuck me

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    • cerberus

      Tru dat

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  • I think the response is very different for males than for females.

    For males there is no chance of getting raped.

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    • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

      Men can be raped too.

      Society likes to pretend that a man can never be raped but that's bullshit.

      http://www.ncvc.org/ncvc/main.aspx?dbName=DocumentViewer&DocumentID=32361

      "Society is becoming increasingly aware of male rape. However, experts believe that current male rape statistics vastly under-represent the actual number of males age 12 and over who are raped each year. Rape crisis counselors estimate that while only one in 50 raped women report the crime to the police, the rates of under-reporting among men are even higher (Brochman, 1991). Until the mid-1980s, most literature discussed this violent crime in the context of women only. The lack of tracking of sexual crimes against men and the lack of research about the effects of male rape are indicative of the attitude held by society at large -- that while male rape occurs, it is not an acceptable topic for discussion."

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      • Read the question. "stranger of the oppositite sex" - A woman cannot rape a man. They can sexually abuse them, but not rape them.

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        • 343Boy

          @internetperson
          That's bullshit, if a woman forces a man to have sexual intercourse with her, that's rape.

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          • wait what force that is impossible to do to a guy.

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            • ImNotHere

              forcing some kind of wierd sex toy up the guys butt, at gunpoint...does that count?

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            • 343Boy

              Yeah, because no woman can ever be stronger than any man? Shut the fuck up!

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          • DiscoDuck

            A woman can not rape a man.

            In theory sure, but not in the court of law.

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            • bigsta

              Yeah she can and will she please

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            • coolio75650932

              actualy i was raped by a woman at age 5 *shudders* never want to see a vagina again

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  • AquaDorothy

    I would let a stranger stay only if it was the same sex

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  • usually NO. Although if I see someone in trouble i'll let them stay regardless of their attractiveness. Certainly, I won't fuck them.

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  • anti-hero

    Great way to be stabbed and robbed.

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  • I'd maybe call the police.

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  • chicken471bologna

    I'm a guy but I don't give a shit how hot the girl is I would tell her to go fuck off and sleep in the street.

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  • Dreamboat

    Im pretty sure anyone would answer the door if that person of the opposite sex was attractive/hot.Man or women most of the times will open the door if they like what they see and notices that the person is normal or safe to talk to..

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  • crazzychris

    Hello! I pop the teacher by aero smith come on man ! Oh and teachers who give in to students go on the news !

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  • crazzychris

    It's not.a serious.relationship so don't get hung up on it just enjoy her sweetness when you can and if she ends up wanting to share you with some dude or other chic remember Is just been about fun

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  • UliNalaMansae

    i hav a problem with being rude to creeps: I can't do it.

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  • deb

    Thats creepy! What if they try to kill me and steal my stuff -_-

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  • Qcode//

    Well I would probaly let the come in give them somthing to eat then cheap the out.( talk to them find out who they are) . If they are crazy fuck off if not let them sleep ;)

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  • Hopeful

    HELL NO!!!

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  • Pillowbongrat

    if my boyfriend doesnt mind...?

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  • ImNotHere

    PSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH i know what the right thing to do would be, but im sorry....id be all over that o.0

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  • jasminelovesyou

    well for 1 . please any of you never let a stranger come into your house and sleep there for the night , i mean im not all gay and crap with that saftey comes first stuff , but i mean come on . you never know anymore with these child molesters and rapist , murders , theives . trust nobody except for them who matter .
    but i for , from reading this comment ovbiously would never , EVER even consider the fact to open the door , if i see a strange man or a stranger , hell nahz , i run upstairs to my bathroom . you must be tripping if u let that nig in .

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  • howaminotmyself

    I'd ask him which one of my friends put him up to it and invite him in for a drink.

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    • normal/freak

      yeah thats what a friend for

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  • iilittleoneii

    Well first I'd get him tested for STD's and then... what the hell?! XD You're seriously asking this question lols!

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  • taurusgirl

    id get right in there lol x

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