A tape worm peeks out of my butt at night

It tickles my anus and I can feel it coming out. I scratch it and it goes back in. Why does it only come out when I'm sleeping?

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  • Whatever25

    I think the important question might be "why do you have a worm inside your ass?"

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    • Ellenna

      Many people do: the more logical question would be why doesn't OP do something about it instead of posting on here?

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  • Blackville

    Are you the guy who just posted about a snail living in your ass. I just replied to that post saying its probay a parasite or worm. You shouldget that checked out asap

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    • That's weird. No, I'm not the same person.

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      • Blackville

        I understand that you are concerned, but Its not necessary for you to post twice about the same issue.

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        • Again, no idea what you're talking about. Coincidence maybe?

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          • Blackville

            Look bro, its not a snail. So stop posting multiple times about the same issue

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  • Hasbeen

    Pin worms peep out at night

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  • Ellenna

    Oh for goodness sake go to the pharmacy and get the appropriate worm medication

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  • snarkygirl

    It's not s tapeworm dummy it's a roundworm

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  • green_boogers

    Tapeworms make bad pets. In the long run, your butt buddy will turn your GI tract into a worm colony. He doesn't care about you like you care about him.

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  • CountessDouche

    Sounds like a bad David sedaris story, but having said that, have you ever heard the story about the mom who gave her 12(?) year old tape worms without her knowledge so she would lose weight? It's a sad world we live in.

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    • NeofelisNebulosa

      That's terrible

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  • RoseIsabella

    https://youtu.be/5PjUY8IXvnA

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    • ThingOne

      Angry souls. Angry women. Angry video.

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      • RoseIsabella

        Maybe the tapeworm is angry or maybe it's just the *reckdom* that has gone mad.

        *Hello, and greetings to the beloved grammar Nazis, I just want to assure you that I'm aware that rectum is indeed the proper spelling of that term for the butthole. Love, hugs and kisses, RoseIsabella*

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        • ThingOne

          Nice that you have empathy for you butthole buddy.

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          • RoseIsabella

            Poor butthole with the worms squirming about it.

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  • Blackville

    For reference, here is an actual photo of the worm living in your anus

    http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:sandworm/sandworm_1988_01.jpg

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  • Blackville

    For reference, here is a closeup medical photo of the worm in your anus

    http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:sandworm/sandworm_1988_01.jpg

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