Alabama hotpocket

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So ive been dating my girlfriend for about 3 years. Im 19 and shes 18 going on 19 next month.

We have a healthy and good sex life together but the other day she said the strangest thing. She said that she really wants me to perform an Alabama Hotpocket to her. for those of you that dont know what that is, its when you take a dump in a girls vagina.

My first response was like WTF hell no thats so f**ked up. But she REALLY wanted it and i mean in the worse way. I really dont want to do it but it will break her heart if i dont.

To dump or not to dump?

What should i do?

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  • slackjawedyokel
    16 years ago | pl

    if you actually ever get within 100 feet of a naked chick youll find the absolute last thing they want is your shit anywhere near them.

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    Do it make your girl happy.

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    • Shitscooper4000
      16 years ago

      I want to make her happy but i just cant bring myself to shitting in her vagina. i mean who the fuck fantasizes about that. especcialy her because shes always clean and healthy. But yea i have no idea what do do because now she keeps going on about how i dont do anything for her and what not.

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      • [Old Memory]
        16 years ago

        I gave Gretchen one and she loved it. I suggest you make her happy man let her live out her dream before she finds another man that will.

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  • fredweasley
    13 years ago

    that's disgusting.

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  • russell
    12 years ago

    fuck send her my way

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  • Anonymous18925
    16 years ago

    I laugh at that That any girl would want you to shit in her vagina... I mean infection... No Thanks, DONT DUMP HER. Thats a bad idea, if you have something good going on then keep it going on... COME TO A MUTUAL AGREEMENT, mabye a "glass bottom boatride" or she could give you head while you shit... Have fun, BUT DONT BREAK HER HEART JUST BECAUSE she is curious about something new to her. (A18925)

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  • la_uva_mojada
    13 years ago

    This sounds like a BS post. No girl would want shit in her vagina... YUCK!!!

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  • DurazStrike
    13 years ago

    It's ALABAMA TIME!

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  • Dan-the-Van-Vanson
    13 years ago

    Alabama Hotpocket?
    omg hahahahaha

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  • bigtoy
    12 years ago

    Not normal and dangerous too. Screw her anally and go to sleep without washing your dick, then wait and see what your dick looks like it the morning.Why do you think intestines are a totally different kind of flesh to the rest of the body? And how do you expect to get it all out after?

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  • okmijnuhbygvtfc
    15 years ago

    I hope you did... 9 months ago. Happy November!

    P.S. The woman is always right!

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  • [Old Memory]
    16 years ago

    If she want it do it for her

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  • [Old Memory]
    11 years ago

    shit has terrible infections and bacteria, talk to her about the dangers..

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  • walt
    11 years ago

    if u fart no need to xcuse yourself

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  • CHEESEMAN123
    13 years ago

    OH, so you're into THAT :o

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