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The alien abduction was strange.
Perhaps I had only dreamed it? He said ayy and laughed at me. Coulda sworn he look like a hobbit so I put this in the hobbits catagory. Thank you for reading and is it normal?
Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo Yo hold up..... CHECK IT! There is no law and there is no ORDER. We do it large an yall do it SHORTER. Tequila with the LIME. I do this all tha TIME. I think i lost my MIND. Yall trolls aint seein me THOUGH. iIts bobby but you alreay KNOW THO. *drops mic*
he said ayy,
i said nay,
now im taken on a ship,
no bean dip.
im really hungers, ask for some food but the alien laughs and says he not in the mood.
i yell and i scream, is there a chef in the house? i'd eat anything now, even a mouse.
the aliens laugh, and they strap me to a chair
they laugh some more man this isn't fair
i wake up from a bad dream,
or was it what it seemed?
now the food is in sight
no need to fight
so I get the bean dip,
cuz I ain't on a ship.
Yo yo yo yo. Im glad your finally off the mothership BRO. But theres something you should KNOW. The aliens were looking for dudes with big dicks and had you MISTAKEN. It wont be long before they find me and im forever TAKEN. All the earth girls will be very said to SEE. When they watch me go they will beg an PLEA. Of coarse by now you can SEE. That this is just my lonely FANTASY. My dick is actually very very TINY. If you dont tell anyone what i just said id thank you KINDLY. *drops mic an cries in the corner masturbating*
Are u serious? I am kind of getting a troll vibe from this. Are u sure it wasn't a troll in ur dream?
Normal? no. Real? no.
Are there aliens? yes of course, they are taking jobs away from citizens every day.
Are there extraterrestrials? Probably, but why would they bother abducting humans and returning them? Would they really care if we thought that those people disappeared without a trace? Of course not.
This has been discussed Ad nauseam and it makes absolutely no sense at all. Abduct several hundred (thousand) humans and do your experiments or whatever, but only take them from middle class homes in modern societies? Yeah, OK; come on, please.