Aliens are hiding behind the moon to spy on us.

My neighbors are spying on me. Cars that drive past my house are spying on me, and the government sends planes over my house to spy on me because they want to steal my magic bag.

I also know that aliens are hiding behind the moon to spy on Planet Earth. They want to eat our bodies, like chicken.

I wish this were not true, but IIN?

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Based on 65 votes (15 yes)
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Comments ( 34 )
  • AbnormallyAwesome

    That's totally normal. You get used to it.

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    • You're right. Thank you for your comment.

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  • The_Creep_is_here

    U cray cray.

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  • Hou

    why would you trust anyone on the internet if everyone is spying on you?

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    • I don't trust anyone on the Internet. I only want well reasoned comments. Benevolent intentions are sometimes recognizable.

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  • dinz

    I'm watching you.

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    • I know.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    Don't forget that your toilet is spying on you too. It wants to know about everything you ate that day so it can create a trap and lure you in while you are half asleep to steal all of your cartilage from the left side of your body.

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    • Actually, televisions are clairvoyantly aware.

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  • Azaman

    I'd like to get that magic bag myself.

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    • I know. I can read your mind.

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  • Trade3

    The only thing spying on you is google.

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  • cable555

    go back to bed if you're that dilirious. (please)

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    • You are the one that is sticking his head in the sand.

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  • Kookulainamus

    The Invisible Man is sleeping in your bed. Who you going to call? Ghost Busters.

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  • CreamPuffs

    How the FUCK do you know?

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    • sleep_diva

      Stop trying to be deceptive. You know too.

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      • CreamPuffs

        Stop evading the question. You don't know at all. You've never been to the moon or even observed or detected an alien or even found physical evidence of an alien I bet.

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        • sleep_diva

          If you discredit all the physical evidence of extraterrestrial encounters, you are just burying your head in the sand. Starting with Roswell, at least 10% of all reports are credible.

          There is also a slight chance that aliens visited our planet, and left in disgust. This is very unlikely considering all the anal probes that they do. Arrogant earthlings like yourself make to easiest targets. Enjoy your naive sense of innocence.

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          • CreamPuffs

            But how do you know they're behind the moon? Again, you keep evading the question.

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  • llamalover

    bro, how high are you right now?

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  • Fugazi,again

    I'm coming for the magic bag

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  • mystery☆Hiro

    it was a prank...i was saying it to a friend....duh....u completely stupid.....

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    • Spying is not humorous.

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  • mystery☆Hiro

    fuck u kasai-thing

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    • You are a voodoo presence. Voodoo is a great deception of evil. Voodoo forces invite evil spirits to live in your nose and your ears. They robotify your mind from there.

      You will become a human who thinks like a television.

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  • 09876543210

    I'm sure I'd see if there were 7 billion aliens that would waste time trying to eat bodies, much less; 7 billion bodies.

    Honestly, you're a troll; or paranoid. I'm sure you just got off from an alien NASA crap documentary, I bet you haven't even went to the library and learned about the significance of the moon; it's not about aliens hiding there, I'm certain.

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    • Someone is controlling your mind. I did not watch any documentaries.

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      • 09876543210

        I've been to the moon, and I've seen everything. I know now that I must follow the Order.

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  • kasaikitsune12

    did you ever hit your head?

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  • _Rainbow_

    If you are serious about this, then you really should see someone. You seem paranoid. I know what you'll think when you'll read this - that I'm the blind one. But, have you just thought a second to what you were saying ? For example, how do you want a freaking plane to spy on you ? Do you really think cameras can get ANYTHING from this high ? Plus do you think their cameras see through walls ? No. Furthermore, it has been proved the Moon's hidden face hides nothing else than what's on the face we can actually see. Some expeditions have been made to clarify that point. In addition... why would anyone spy on you ? Do you think you're important enough for PLANES that cost THOUSANDS of dollars to fly off would come JUST to spy on you ? Come on, dude, just reconsider your way of thinking. You think you're right, but you KNOW you're wrong. Right... ?

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    • Firstly, the NSA spies on everyone and everyone knows it. If you do not trigger their data mining parameters, you are OK. Military reconnaissance drones know everything about Syria and Iraq. Domestic recon can grab location of license plates to correlate with other Big Data locations that the government has.

      I admit the back side of the moon was clear in 1969 during the Apollo landings. But, it hasn't been checked since. If you naively assume all is still well, you are just being foolish.

      I have heard your arguments before. It is a subversive way to shift focus to your own agenda to control my mind.

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  • Birdprince

    lets all go to the moon and piss on the aliens while crying in their faces

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  • Damarixa

    Normal!

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