All about me me me me me

Hello this is all about ME! The most important person in the world! ME! YAY! Ok now that I got that off my chest. I have got issues and problemos. I suffer from general anxiety, this used to be so bad I'd throw up like every day cos I used to be bullied by this complete sociopath. Its better now. But I've started getting panic attacks whenever I have work due in. My dissertation makes me panic. I also get obsessive thoughts. I will watch something on TV and I will obsess and obsess like I'm going crazy. I don't know what the hell is wrong with me. I think I need therapy or maybe I should exercise but its so much effort. Also I don't eat properly. I only drink 3 protein shakes a day and an evening meal. Funnily enough the protein shakes give me all the vitamins and minerals I need. Still I probably need more calories than that cos I'm underweight. I really am a f**ked up little sh*t with a dissertation draft to hand in in 12 hours of which I have done f**k ALL! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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  • xpollysaurasrexx

    In my head you said all that reeeally fast...

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    • haha...same

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    • kelili

      me too

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    • kit291

      yup i read it fast too.

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    • belbel000

      me too

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    • blurch

      Ditto

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  • Freedomofspeech

    Let us all know how your dissertation was graded ;)

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    • Skibunny1

      I take bio honors and no you cannot just have the shakes as food. Your body needs carbs to build mass. You can't grow and gain normal weight without them

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      • hung_4you

        Great advice skibunny ;-)

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      • tobealive

        I agree that protein shakes aren't sufficient for good health but the argument about carbs is invalid because most protein shakes contain carbs.

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  • Rorschach2099

    Hey. I get it. I also suffer from anxiety (I recently got in a pretty heated argument, and literally got so worked up I straight-up fainted). I also majorly stress out, and I also obsess over things. Maybe see a doctor about anti-depressants?

    I'm really sad to see this has a "10% normal" rating, since I think anxiety is fairly common. Stick in there! You aren't alone!

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    • Iamagirl

      I think just the distressed scream at the end made a majority of people click 'Not Normal'. I agree that anxiety is common in practically all people. However, anxiety to their extreme is not normal. Getting panic attacks when work is due should not happen. In fact, having panic attacks isn't normal at all. I've had my fair share of panic attacks, and I wouldn't call that normal.

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  • I think ur a retard cuz if u stopped for just a second u'd realize, That I am the most important person in the world. Ok just thought u should know that.

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  • mm2184

    get help before you end up in the nut barn

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    • You are fine. Don't listen to these people. They don't have the credentials I have. What you are going through is completely normal. In fact, did you know that if you think about anyone else, you will actually disappear forever!? Yeah, proven by years of labor intensive research. Also, your anxiety and obsessiveness is simply an artifact of you sleeping, eating, drinking and not getting enough blood! It is a proven fact that sleep can kill you! At best, people who sleep 6-8 hours a day will shorten their lifespans to a meager 60-80 years! If you avoid sleep, think only about yourself, stay indoors away from people as much as possible, drink only blood your anxiety and obsessiveness will go away and you will live for bout 900 years. You will also become greatly more intelligent and immune to diseases such as cancer.

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      • ghettotoothfairy

        Its good to see someone willing to help rather than be a douche and attack you because you're not like them. Kudos to you for using your credentials to help people

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        • Makeitupasyougo

          Please tell me you are that stupid.. @ghettotoothfairy.

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      • ravensuichiro

        did you just tell him to drink blood and stay indoors?

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      • acg1985

        the person who im replying to - credentials - yes your CV shows your a prick!

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      • Failedcasanova

        Your sense of humor is much appreciated.

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    • spalding390

      this is my favorite one.

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  • junodude

    get naked and look down!!!! thats you right there!!!!!

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  • Fantainfinite

    OH GOD I'M SO SMALL!

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  • cassiecatastrophe

    BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA,
    this is pathetic.
    :]

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    • hung_4you

      It's okay for it to be about you Cassie lol ;-)

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    • wachu

      yeah get a life your pathetic i can say this because im so much better than you because i dont understand or have these problems

      im being satirical of course fuck you people saying that you have no right and bearly register as a human

      that pisses me off more than anything in the world so much so it sometimes makes me want to kill

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  • stalkinurmom

    Hey,you're a little fucked up shit? ME TOO!!

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  • ronnie

    See a therapist,before u explode

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  • Trismegistus

    Is it normal for moderators to be assholes?
    Yeah.It is.Normal.Indeed.

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  • mieoux

    oh wait just noticed that this was posted a long time ago, sorry. Hope it went well.

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  • waitforwinter

    You are a fucking psycho. Seriously, if I had a girlfriend the same way you are, I'd kill myself.

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  • FlyingSheilds

    1. Definitely start eating right, but take it slow.
    2. Go for 10 minute walks just for the sake of walking and thinking every day to clear your head.

    That will make it easier for you to concentrate on other stuff.

    Make it your own choice whether or not to seek help. If you do so without truly wanting it, it could be too stressful to you. If you think about commiting suicide once in a while that's normal in those situations. It will pass. However if you feel like killing yourself to relieve your pain, seek help right away-it's too extreme, and no matter how embarrassed or whatever you'd be, it'll be for the better.

    Remember this: "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

    True enough.

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  • gitface

    Went through something similar to this myself a few years back (then so did you going by the date of this post). If you're still around, and you haven't sought help, I urge you (and anyone else who shares any of these symptoms) to do so. It will turn your life around.

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  • chocolate

    Listen, I once went through something like that too, all you have to do is just get a grip on your life. Don't listen to the other bad people. Right now you have a fantastic opportunity to change your life because there is no other person involved in this. All you have to do is change yourself. For just one day, sleep in , in the morning eat an Actual breakfast and not a protein shake(same w/lunch and dinner) and basically just relax for the day. SO, just do what you enjoy! :)

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  • a_bit_abnormal

    Yes you need a help.All those trauma from being bullied and anxiety attacks, panic attacks and obsessive thoughts show you need a therapy,,and probably medication, if it's something to do with hormones...Go find a psychiatric...

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  • bluezebra

    Maybe you should ask a doctor, and get either some proper medicines, or some proper therapy...my sister gets like that sometimes, she also doesn't listen until her therapist tells her something, even if my mom or i have just told her the exact same thing, meds, and therapy helps her be more normal...well, she still acts like a nut ball sometimes, but in a usual person way. Anyway, hope this was of use to you

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  • iamthemoon

    lately i have been feeling the same

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  • cjwright79

    Well you've certainly got the right idea. Everything good starts with the right food. It doesn't have to be expensive health food stuff, either. Just incrementally improve your diet, and you'll have more energy, and want to go out and exercise more. Your mood will improve, and your life will get better. Just don't expect instant results. Took about 3 years from changing my diet to really, really feeling better, but results may vary. Good luck!

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  • happylandfill

    Wow,you sound exactly like someone I know. He fell very ill resently due to his eating habits. The only advice I can give is eat more and try not to worry about work cause stress can also nudge you in the direction of poor health. Also is you are stressed about your work the effects will come up within your work. Remember that the draft isn't your final peice so it doesn't have to be perfect.

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  • cellardoordayna

    Not To Be A Dick, But Go Get Some Help.

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  • metalpayne

    Wow, I got a feeling that you're faking this one. You just like defined the epitome of holy-shittin'-crazy.

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  • Dooplis

    what the fuck are you doing

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  • Anoynmous

    Get a hold of your hormones....I can never understand how teenagers can be such aggrivating little pricks...when I was teenager, I never had a problem with hormones like people say...and it gets so aggrivating when I hear some stupid twit who cannot control himself...grow up. Who cares if you're bullied? Bully him back. I used to be bullied until I got fed up with his idiocy and punched him in the face.

    "I think I need therapy or maybe I should exercise but its so much effort."

    Sigh...You have a solution, you want it all to go away, but you want the easy way out. There is no easy way out. Goto therapy. Go work out. Do something to get rid of the stress and it'll all go away.

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    • disc0v0lante

      I doubt he's a teenager COS HE'S DOING HIS DISSERTATION

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  • UserFriendlyDrug

    Just hang in there, my love. Listen to the people who commented that are trying to help you, rather than the ones who are being dicks for no real reason. There's nothing I could say that could top them =|

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  • Vortexjobe

    NO ME! Stop stealing all of MY attention.

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  • Shavemeslowly

    Maybe you should focus your crazy pent up anxiety and concern (not to mention egotism, as the first few lines were filled with) and focus it on something external or maybe help other people instead of obsessing about yourself.

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  • callo

    important people don't get stupid anxiety conditions etc like you do.

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  • Aonhys

    Yah I'm BOXXY :) and dis is me......

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  • AnonymousCanada

    I'll tell you what's wrong with you. You have a fucked up brain, get that shit checked out. Now.

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  • AthenaKeene

    U have OCD most likely.

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  • noodle76

    harley quinn?

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  • fat-daddy50

    give up the school work for one night and have wild and crazy adult pleasures...take a long hot bath with some fine music in the back ground and spank the ole monkey!!!
    but if your worried about people stalking you? dont worry I stoped doing that as of 2001. So if your a really stuck up crippled Bitch! we need to hook up. I love cripples!!!

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  • Chazzout

    I say this out of genuine concern, I think you need to see a therapist. I think you REALLY do.

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  • sugarbunny772

    wow,i think you're psycho-get well soon.

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  • newdeath1701

    When did they give insane asylum patients computors

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  • Truth_teller

    This is a mixed story.... First shes talking about herself being the best, then she speaks about how she has all these problems, plz make up your mind

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  • Just1question

    I think you require a slap to your lovely face

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  • deb

    HAHAHAHAHA! me me me me :]

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  • Doyoulikepie787

    Good now strange yourself.

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    • Doyoulikepie787

      I mean strangle.

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  • ravensuichiro

    as i was reading your story i could clearly say you have a problem..you need a doctor or something..or maybe just a friend..
    try to take more care of yourself and maybe stop watching tv for a while..take a walk from time to time and best if you do it with someone too..

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  • GinnyWeasley

    did I invited you to my barbacue?
    then why you are all up in my grill?

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  • Thesilverspoon

    so i didnt even bother reading the whole thing because of the whole me me me bit. you got issues...

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  • missxpsycho

    Was this story written by Tara Gilesbie?

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  • VoLoPoK

    Calm the fuck down, take a nap, and rethink your life.

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  • If it's all about YOU then why are you asking OUR opinions?

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  • neptune692

    YOUR LITTLE TID BIT ABOUT YOUR SELF THERE WAS THE PERFECT PICTURE OF ABNORMALITY. GET HELP NOW!

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  • You need help.

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  • shakenbake855

    haha i keep seeing this pop up when i log in but never looked at it until now. the key to your problem is xanax. xanax solves EVERYTHING. xanax will someday fix world poverty in my opinion..xanax should be sold in gas stations now that i think about it..

    xanax.

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  • sparrowfeed

    LMAO.

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  • xxVIXxx

    you probably...most definitely should have started out differently...possibly on a friendlier note.
    Besides that I have extreme social anxiety that has taken me 3 years to even begin overcoming. It will take a lot of time and you will never fully overcome it but you will get better at dealing with it.
    Oh and go eat a bigmac!

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  • Beachbabee

    I went throgh that stage in my life to I was average weight n everyone else was skinnyer thn me so I decided to do wht u did but trust me it is very badd my parents found out one day and took me to the hospital cuz they found me on the floor in my bathroom it turns out tht tht day was a marical I could have died trust me tell it parents and get help before it's too late(:

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  • proud2bAstoner

    you need to smoke some weed and relax. and its not all about you.

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  • cgirl123456

    U need cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT). Find someone who does CBT

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  • espio872

    I'm sorry to hear about this stressful situation, I had anxiety issues before too, it's okay, but I recommend you change some things.

    Eat three meals a day, excercise, meditate, and smoke some weed lol(I joke, I joke. I usually meditate or excercise to calm myself down. Also, tea, yoga, Tai-chi and incense help too.

    I think medication should be the LAST resort if all else fails.There are stress relieving excercises and deep breathing helps too.

    You're not alone here, ignore the idiots who make snotty remarks, people don't appreciate the struggles of others sometimes, they can only sympathize with their own personal lives or situations, ignore them, seriously.

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  • amberinboston

    I'm new here and also realized after I ranted this was posted a while ago, but whatever....if there are others out there with similar feelings maybe they will get some help/inspiration. I hate to see anyone suffer like this.

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  • mieoux

    You are suffering from dissertation induced psychosis. It's very common among people in the process of writing a dissertation in fact many go to psych ward at some point during this process. See a doctor they can give you meds to help you focus and get you through this hump.

    The good news is that dissertation induced psychosis is temporary, and even during the period while you are still experiencing it, there are ways of managing it. Go to the doctor and don't use any illegal drugs (you know those Adderalls high school kids sell) you could end up with unpredictable mental function which is your enemy at this point. Get your fix from a real doctor.

    Good luck! Keep going, you'll make it! It takes a lot to get to even where you are writing a dissertation, make a schedule and just do things according to the schedule even if you have to do it robotically, if the schedule is too much adjust it until you can follow it without stressing out over the schedule itself, just keep pushing. One day very soon you will be done with your defense and each deadline although stressful gets you closer to that day.

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  • amberinboston

    I hope you're not talking to me...because I'm one of the few normal ones on this thread.
    Just the fact that you would name call someone and threaten possible suicide shows how abnormal you are.
    I'm hot, and you'd want me, but id NEVER GIVE A MENTAL MIDGET LIKE YOU A SECOND LOOK.

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  • amberinboston

    PLEASE READ. UNLIKE SOME OF THE MORONS HERE I HAVE GOOD THINGS TO SAY ABOUT YOU.
    I care about you, and you're not a loser or crazy, you're having a rough time now. Believe in yourself and don't listen to anyone who treats you like this.
    Its people like you who are at risk for suicide and I wish that on NO ONE. I HAVE ATTENDED FUNERALS FOR DEPRESSED PEOPLE WHO WERE PUSHED TO THE EDGE.

    Some of you are so rude, childish and insensitive. This person has poured out his heart and obviously in emotional pain. Those of you who made mean remarks should look in the mirror and then call yourself jerks. Then, please phone a therapist for yourself so that you learn how to function in society and be a decent human being.

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  • fluffyshem

    Let's talk about us, we, and they.

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  • no not all about you no one is special

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  • disc0v0lante

    Haha you sound exactly like me. Welcome to the wonderful world of academia! And seriously, go get therapy or drugs of some sort because going completely insane is not fun. But then that's probably cos I got raped, so don't get raped either. It sucks.

    GOOD LUCK!!!

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  • averin

    excellent parody

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  • KokoJelly

    that sounds like a serious problem and you should definetley see a counseler

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  • superguy99

    ur not alone,i also am bullied, and freak out when work is do

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  • acg1985

    and to the topic writer, wank more often - it will release some happy endorphins into your blood and you might just relax.

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  • herbivore

    don't feed the troll.

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  • instapwn

    obvious troll is obvious. I cant believe you actually think this is real...

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  • BirdIsDaWordGuy

    well this was sh*t

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  • santaisblue

    i would start by ignoring most of the comments above they all seam like a shed load of retards.
    your eating habbits are probibly not helping but u dought their the cause of your stress. its not the norm but your not abnormal either the world is full of worriors. i have a mate that was never bullied but if he is ever around people we knew way back in school is gets nasious with anxiety just based on the fact he thinks they all persieved him as a waster when we were in school. its all inword being bullied when your younger genraly feeds self dought which creates anxiety.i get your opening line was ironic.
    try to focus your time on doing things your good at this will help and ignore the nay sayers.
    ps. drinking proteen shakes andnot exersising is big no no. mussles only obsorbe larger amounts of proteen when tthey're worked unused proteen sits oin your colon and feeds any infectious bacteria and can also block your arteries just like colesterol and is linked to suden adult death sindrom hence why a lot o athletes die from it they drink more of the stuff then they need.

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  • supernova

    get a dog. they are great stress and anxiety relievers and great companions. i would reccomend Labrador Rescuers.

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  • :<TayTay>:

    Haha.. Their just mad and had to get it out. And the ones who said they don't give a F then get the F off their page. Damn.. You got the nerves.

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  • bubblebubble

    You sound fit as a f*cking fiddle to me.

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  • Uzzie101

    U Mad, IIN? U Hatin?

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  • Vyzr

    Try to think about eating all the time, then eat the things u think of. Then u will be better and sleep lots more and also dont act like a freaky.

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  • Bleach2476

    Lame just lame.

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  • Bahahahaha! Seriously? (;

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  • windowlicker

    Anxiety my ass. You suffer from general stupidity, unfortunately there's no therapy or cure for that

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  • total12

    Ok ya get medical help fast rite now this second cause ur a wak job k?

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  • notzelda

    Grow up and take care of yourself so other people don't have to.

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  • amberinboston

    Also, it doesn't take a ROCKET SCIENTIST TO KNOW THAT THE TITLE OF THIS STORY ISN'T NECCESARILY INDICATIVE TO THIS PERSON BEING FULL OF HIMSELF.
    SOME OF YOU ARE COMPLETE MORONS AND ONLY USED THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO BE EVIL. ITS SICK. VERY SICK. HOW COULD U LIVE WITH YOURSELVES??

    THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DIE BECAUSE OF MEAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

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  • amberinboston

    AND ANYONE WHO MAKES FURTHER MEAN REMARKS TO THIS PERSON, ISN'T WORTH CRAP ON THE BOTTOM OF A SHOE. YOU THINK YOUR LIFE IS SOOOOOO PERFECT AND YOU'RE NOT IN ANY EMOTIONAL PAIN AND THIS PERSON IS A LOSER? THINK AGAIN. THE REAL LOSER IS SOMEONE WHO BEHAVES ROTTEN TO SOMEONE WHO SHARES THEIR DEEPEST THOUGHTS. HOW DARE ANY OF YOU ACT AS IF YOU'RE PERFECT. SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WERE NASTY. YOU'RE A DISGRACE.

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  • scratchnsniff13

    pop a xanex and take a nap nobody cares...plus HELLO!IM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON IN THE WORLD DUH!!! LOL

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  • Kitsunechan

    just meditate or somethin before you explode. or end up in a nice cushy cell. Clear your mind, drool a bit, calmly space out. Helps me a lot. ^_^

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  • Hey me me me - you know what you need to do but at least you got the attention you were seeking.

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  • Miss_Charlie

    You are seriously not right in the head, & need help*

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  • Miss_Charlie

    Youight in the head, & need help

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  • You are a moron probably will never add up to anything go nuts no one cares

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  • xoxorussianxoxo

    i think ur going crazy cause ur not eating enough, i hope u realize that no one finds it cute that u think that the world revolves around you... guess what it doesnt eat normal n accept that you are just another person in society

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  • Mimir2

    This is a really funny post.
    I laugh every time.

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  • xJemzix

    GREAT! Another freak..look this isnt even funny..your pathetic! g.e.t. a. l.i.f.e! is that easier to read?

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  • you sound like this girl i know, all she does is post shit like that on her tumblr for attention.
    no one gives a fuck, get off the shakes, have some real meals and start going to the gym to release some endorphins and then you might be a bit less of a pyshco bitch

    or if all else fails start shooting up heroin, fuck it your the most awesome person in the world.. might as well take some awesome drugs.

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  • xnicki17x

    wow ur retarded

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  • dinz

    You seriously need a fuck October - I know this is your POST you fucking ignorant cripple stuck up bitch.

    I hope Udi banned your ass.

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