All you dickheads kindly stop using toilet paper

There's none left in my local Walmart thanks to all you toilet paper thieves. WTF do you need so many rolls for? It's wasteful, and I can't have even one now. I am not dragging my ass to the supermarket just for toilet paper. It's disgusting what this once great country has turned into.

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  • Whatintarnation

    We've slashed money spent on education for decades. Now we have a nation of morons easily scared by the 24hr "news" networks. Hopefully this whole thing resets our priorities.

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    • Heleki

      First sensible response to my plight. Thank you. Unlike some who openly brag about stockpiling toilet paper, I was buying only one 12-pack at a time. Now no supplies in the supermarkets. I will check tomorrow again but I hate these fucktards so much. Thank you once again for your empathy.

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      • rob2000

        why is everyone stocking up on toilet paper? because when someone decides to sneeze in public everyone SHITS themselves.

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        • SwickDinging

          It makes no sense. Stockpiling tinned vegetables, batteries and flour? Yeah, sure. It's still fucking other people over but at least I can see a point to it. They are prepping to survive. But toilet paper? Wtf? Who cares how much toilet paper you have when society crumbles? You will die of starvation surrounded by TP, safe in the knowledge that you made everyone else's last few months on earth dirty and uncomfortable at no benefit to yourself. Fucking stupid.

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        • Heleki

          I wonder how often the thieving fucktards take a shit? Maybe it's 4-5 times a day.

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  • FromTheSouthWeirdMan

    Dont hate the player hate the game. When I found out there was gonna be a shortage I made arangements. I didnt complain.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    i scored a 9 pack at walgreens the other day

    i only hadta shoot 4 people to get it

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  • EnglishLad

    It's not people using it which it the problem, it's people mass-buying due to panicking over Covid-19.

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  • LloydAsher

    My emergency toilet paper would be cut up old shirts that I just wash. Like cloth diapers.

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    • Heleki

      That isn't a bad idea. Have to imagine myself as a toddler.

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      • LloydAsher

        Strips of cloth, not a makeshift diapers... unless you have bladder control issues.

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  • bbrown95

    Can somebody please fill me in on what this toilet paper nonsense is about anyways? Why are people specifically hoarding toilet paper of all things?

    My stores are all out of toilet paper, paper towels, pasta, and most of the junk food. The canned goods, meat, eggs, and cheese are pretty thinned out as well, but not nearly as much as the others.

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    • ripleyripley

      It started in Australia. I believe a website published an article outlining what to stock up on and toilet paper was on there, hence everyone went fucking mad and started buying out all the stores. At first it was just toilet paper though, took awhile until it caught onto the spaghetti and whatever

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    • Heleki

      Pasta, that's another one. I suppose everyone is an Italian nowadays.

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    • leggs91200

      Hey umm, come on over and have a seat.
      So you want to know why people are hoarding toilet paper of all things? Well, the scientific explanation is this - people are mindless idiots.

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    • Nikclaire

      The latest here is laundry detergent. Fucking laundry detergent, what the hell people???

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      • leggs91200

        Well, the kids are home from school and probably got bored and ate all the Tide pods so they need detergent again? (shrug)

        It sounds dumb and it is, in my experience, those pods don't taste THAT good.

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  • Tommythecaty

    People went crazy over toilet paper.

    Group/mob think brought to you, as always, by retards.

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  • My local supermarkets and such have it back in stock finally. Not necessarily the top brands and not in great numbers but at least we have something. What we don't have in stock is hand sanitizer and disinfectant sprays and wipes.

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  • McSorley

    Shoulda run with the pack and hoarded your own. It's every man for himself these days, whether we like it or not.

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  • litelander8

    Is this supposed to be funny?

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  • Ummitsstillme

    They put price ceilings on things therefore you have shortages. If the price of things were allowed to fluctuated based on supply/demand, you wouldn't have borders and scarcity. Sure, popular items would cost a good bit more, but those that want them could truely decide how bad they want them.

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  • Tommythecaty

    The fact that I burn the toilet paper is ironic, I just wanna see what happens when I tear the world apart.

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  • bigbudchonga

    Go indian and wipe with your hand.

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  • Mammal-lover

    Plenty of places still have ig. Even Amazon does.

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    • leggs91200

      yeah them and ebay but people are charging a fortune for it.

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      • Mammal-lover

        If it's a buisness buy it. At least stateside that's illegal and you have rights to sue. Sooooo I mean. Yea.

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        • leggs91200

          It seems ebay has pulled most of the TP listings unless it is from companies. The personal auctions charging 10 times the value are rare.

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  • --

    I have plenty now, been hoarding it up before all the oldies and the lactose intolerant get to it.

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    • raisinbran

      Burn it in a huge bonfire and post on youtube.

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      • --

        Imagine the hits

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        • LloydAsher

          Imagine the hate.

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          • leggs91200

            pfft, no such thing as bad publicity.

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            • LloydAsher

              Depends on what you are trying to achieve. If you plan to run for an office in the future the video might make you look like an asshole.

              If you got a stable job and no company is going to be deep searching you it's fine I guess.

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