Amy schumer isn't pretty....

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She's actually quite fat in my opinion. I know, I know, that's horribly insensitive to say, but well...she is.

I don't really care that she claims to have no problem getting sex because any woman that doesn't have the face of a warthog and the body of a manatee probably wouldn't have a problem getting laid SOMEHOW on any given night...

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  • dirtybirdy
    7 years ago

    Her face does kinda bug me, not to mention she's a joke thief.

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    • 8=====D~~~~~
      7 years ago

      You're a pretty birdy! You should post more pics, or maybe not given the nature of this particular site. And also reading it from someone who has a penis emoticon for a screen name....

      Well anyway I like your eyes.

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      • dirtybirdy
        7 years ago

        Thank you kindly. I rarely put up pictures of myself and I think I did put up my whole face once, but I'd rather stay somewhat anonymous, nahm sayin?

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  • CountessDouche
    7 years ago

    Since she's probably a millionaire, I highly doubt she gives a fuck what you think. Somebody wants it.

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    • VirgilManly
      7 years ago

      It's a little known fact that she deficates cube shaped poops and stacks them into pyramids.

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    • cocklips
      7 years ago

      Of course somebody wants it, whores can always find someone.

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  • Fenrirr
    7 years ago

    wtf she isn't fat at all, are you the kind of person who thinks women should have their ribs sticking out to be considered skinny? the fuck?

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  • BareClaire
    7 years ago

    I wouldnt call her fat.
    I wouldnt call her attractive.
    I wouldnt call her funny.
    If I had her number, I wouldnt call her.

    She is one of those overpaid comics that pump out half baked comedy sketches by the hundreds because the TV network have her under contract to do so.

    They string all the crappy skits together knowing that the bored stoned teens and early 20s will watch it while they are high and hope for 1 or 2 comedy gold moments per season.
    Even the Mythbusters proved you CAN polish a turd.

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  • flwrswhisperingnthenight
    7 years ago

    I think she's gorgeous and is a great role model for girls/women who aren't "skinny".

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  • wigz
    7 years ago

    I think she has a kinda cutesy babyish face but she's aged out of it if you know what I'm saying? She's not fat, just a bit pudgy.

    I know nothing of her humor however.

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  • shuggy-chan
    7 years ago

    She just isn't exactly the type a comedian I usually go for, humor wise. Not bad not good for me.

    Personally if were talking about female comedians that make me laugh and look good. Jen Kirkman, Natasha Leggero, Riki Lindhome, or even more Internet famous then standup/movies, Grace Helbig

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  • Rihyae
    7 years ago

    Woooah she's not fat. I googled her expecting fat and she's probably a size 6-7. At most her arms are flabby.

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