Anal beads? iin?

I like anal beads except for one major thing. I don't like the feel of inserting them. I came up with an ingenious solution!

I swallow about a cup of dry beans. Wait a few hours. Take a dose of castor oil. Then I get major diarrhea and the dry beans shoot out of my anus, they're still very hard and since they're carried by the diarrhea (not encased in a solid turd) I am able to feel each individual bean come out. It feels SO good! I sit there on the toiled jerking off shitting my brains out and it's the best thing ever. I hope one day to receive a blumpkin. That would be heavenly.

I call it 'anal beans'. Does anyone else do this? IIN?