Any of you motherfuckers ever wish you had superpowers?

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I would want invulnerability. COMPLETE invulnerability! Not that "well I can still snap me bones or pierce me skin" shit, I mean being ACTUALLY impenetrable to physical harm.

Surviving a nuclear blast.

Surviving a meteor shower.

Getting back up from a ten thousand foot fall.

That sort of thing.

Anyway, what superpower would YOU want. Think carefully as you can only choose one and can't change your answer once it's written.

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  • MattHat
    8 years ago

    teleportation for sure

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    • YE
      3 years ago

      That's my thing. So I can enter those damn bank vaults at will.

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  • dirtybirdy
    8 years ago

    I'm already super fly. Ha. Hahaha. *sigh*

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Lmfao. *sigh* Of course.

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  • handsignals
    8 years ago

    I'd wanna be that heart guy from captain planet, what the hell would they do without that guy, just such a useful power man.

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      "POWER OF LOVEEE. HNGGHH." *throws shitty rainbow*

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      • InnerRage
        8 years ago

        Lmao.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Oh you mean Mai-Tee.

      Yeah he is pretty useful. Can talk to animals, read and feel others emotions. The power of empathy. If only everyone had that ability. Maybe the world wouldn't be so fucked up.

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  • [Old Memory]
    8 years ago

    I would just like the ability to teleport.

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  • annabrown
    8 years ago

    shape-shifting. no doubt about it.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      I'd shape shift into a woman and grope my own ass and tits!;) Lol.

      Dude, I'd play so many fucking pranks on people with that power it wouldn't even be funny!

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      • annabrown
        8 years ago

        well, I'm already a woman. It would be hilarious to pull pranks on people, i will admit.

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  • wigz
    8 years ago

    I have a superpower but if I say it I may jinx myself!

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Just spit it the fuck out bro.

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      • wigz
        8 years ago

        I can't...too much at stake...

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          Stake?! Sure. I'd love some motherfucking stake! *smacks lips*.

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    Q could send all the super heroes a million light years away. And get rid of the inet,"except for businesses and our military" video games, TV's and make cell phones just phones. Then maybe people might get off their ass and start doing a real activity.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Cool story bro.

      Now make me an omlet with Swiss cheeze. Oh and for God's sake go easy on the sauce!

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      • dytrog
        8 years ago

        Have you seen Q on Star Trek?

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          I don't watch much Star Trek but my Dad does. He may know who he is.

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  • Crow
    8 years ago

    I'd like metal manipulation. So, think Magneto.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      I can think of some pretty naughty deeds that can be done with that ability.;) Lol.

      If I had telepathy, I'd make it so that I wouldn't have to hear my parents boring-ass rants on the "End-of-The-World" or "How-We-All-Need-Christ".

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      • Crow
        8 years ago

        Naughty? More like amazingly convenient and exceptionally dangerous.

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          Hell yeah!

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  • Beastmodementality
    8 years ago

    Two things,to be completely regenerative to where my body stays perfect,and I wanna generate Marajuana with my hands,because it's illegal in Florida and I've been fienin like a bitch for like a month me a half.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Ha, ha! Both are badass but you could only choose ONE. But with the marajuana one you could smoke all day and produce your own joints.;)

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    • Short4Words
      8 years ago

      I fucking cracked up at marijuana generation.

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      • InnerRage
        8 years ago

        Lol. Who wouldn't want the ability to produce their own weed?

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  • dytrog
    8 years ago

    I would be Q from Star Trek. Then I would send you to a planet a million miles from earth.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      You mean like teleportation or transportation abilities?

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  • Short4Words
    8 years ago

    Super speed. Basically doing anything the Flash can do.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      The next best thing to being invulnerable.

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      • Short4Words
        8 years ago

        Invulnerability is fool proof but also boring.

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          I can understand as to why it would be deemed "boring". It prevents you from feeling the effects of physical harm but not much else.

          More exciting powers would be the ones that allow you to shoot energy projectiles from your hands or lift incredibly heavy objects (superstrength).

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  • KingTermite
    8 years ago

    Hmmm... I have indeed fucked at least my fair share of mothers, but I'd rather be able to turn my superpowers off, they can get in the way of otherwise perfectly polite interactions.

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    • InnerRage
      8 years ago

      Lol at the fucking mothers comment.

      What exactly do you mean by "turn them off"? And what powers would you want?

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      • KingTermite
        8 years ago

        It's not the one's I want, it's the one's I have. And of which I shall make no further mention, at least at this time.

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        • InnerRage
          8 years ago

          Whatever dude.

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