Anyone else have an unused sex toy collection?

I bought a bunch of these things over the past decade, experimenting with various forms of masturbation, but didn't want to throw any of them away when they didn't work because they were expensive. More often than not, my hand works just fine, and I've been too embarrassed to show them to anyone, so they're just kinda sitting around collecting dust.

I feel like dildos are one of those things that everyone would assume you use on a regular basis if they found one, especially if you're a guy, but I haven't touched them in years. I want to toss 'em and get the load off my mind, but... man, one of those things cost me almost $200. What if I suddenly want to use it one day?

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  • I don't claim to be the smartest man, just the man with the highest libido:wallet ratio.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    I get the feeling. Tossing something that I spent money on just doesn't feel right.

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  • ospry

    The next time you want to spend hundreds of dollars on a dildo, just roll the money up into a really tight tube and use that

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  • Naughty4bbc

    They cost zero dollars to stay in a box in the closet because one day you'll get that urge to use it and it'll be long gone

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    We never use them

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  • rockyrocks

    yeah i have a couple dildos that i haven't used in months... they just don't do much for me

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  • Grunewald

    No sex toys. But I do have a collection of unused condoms that I picked up as freebies at Freshers' Fairs when I was a uni student over a decade ago.

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    • Cuntsiclestick

      Those are expired. You might wanna toss them.

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  • Iambillythemenacetosociety

    Maybe stop buying expensive shit that you aren't going to use later then.

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