Are you a serial killer?

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  • KholatKhult

    Retired

    Also there was a serial killer in my city called The Werewolf, he killed like 85 people and got caught in 2012

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    • BLAh81

      Popkov, right?

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      • KholatKhult

        Yup

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        • BLAh81

          There's a much bigger Russian serial killer: Vladimir Putin.

          How come this scumbag is so popular? He's giving Russia a very bad name...

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          • KholatKhult

            The fall of the Soviet Union was an absolute illegal travesty. The 90’s were a horrible horrible time in Russia. Mass alcoholism, mass suicide, mass crime and mob activity, mass incarcerations, beaten dog mentality, horrible infrastructure.
            Putin changed that. He has done well by Russia, he hasn’t sold us out to the West or let them coup us, he has brought Russia back up from its knees. He’s enough of a bully to not be bullied by foreign powers or internal enemies.

            We don’t want to be like the Western world, I understand you think you’re perfect and the only way, but it is not the way of the Russian people. Putin is a Russian, he acts in the benefit of Russia, and for now that is good enough.

            And we never had a good name among you folks

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            • BLAh81

              The fact that Putin has done well by Russia doesn't justify him slaughtering scores of innocent Ukranians. It reminds me of the fact that Hitler also did many positive things for the Germans after their defeat in World War I (building Autobahns, for example), but nonetheless being a genocidal maniac. Likewise, Putin is an evil bastard.

              I'm glad that many decent Russians also oppose the hilariously-named "Special Military Operation." After all, Putin and his ilk also send many, many Russian soldiers to their deaths. There are also quite some atrocities being committed in this "Special Military Operation." For example, I've read about Russian soldiers castrating a Ukranian soldier and raping Ukranian women, but that's all propaganda, right?

              Putin's insane reason for invading Ukraine was Ukraine supposedly being governed by Nazis. Well, Ukraine has a JEWISH president who's lost relatives in the Holocaust, for fuck sake! Seriously, don't you Russians know this stuff? Well, then again, you're pretty much being oppressed, so...

              BTW, you may think I'm American, but I'm actually Dutch. It probably doesn't matter, though, as I'm still a Westerner, right?...

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          • He's not a serial killer.

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    • I've heard of him.

      Besides the fact that he killed people, he seems like a nice guy.

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    • raisinbran

      I saw the movie...

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    • Curiouskitten444

      Jesus that's a massive kill count D:

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      • KholatKhult

        He keeps confessing, either last year or the year before he confessed to 2 more killings, maniac

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  • Grunewald

    If you've served in the military and killed multiple enemy troops, doesn't that mean you have killed serially?

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    • KholatKhult

      Yeah, It’s mental gymnastics to think that a soldier and a hitman are any different when it comes to the outcome - dead people

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    • It depends. Did you kill them separately or at the same time? If you killed them at the same time, that's just mass murder.

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    • LloydAsher

      Not really, war is war. Murder is murder. The distinction is where were you meeting up and what was the intention of the other parties.

      Did you go out to kill the enemy? Was the enemy there? Mission accomplished.

      Did you find a hooker on the street looking for a nice 50 cent pay day? Killing her is clearly different. Continuing killing hookers is being a serial killer.

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  • jethro

    No but I like cereal for breakfast.

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    • 1WeirdGuy

      Wheat is better than starving but if ur not fromthe third world u migt as well eat healthier food

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  • Grunewald

    Not yet.

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    • allialli

      i'm only one more bad day away

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  • olderdude-xx

    I cannot even estimate how many mosquitoes I have killed likely many thousands of them. I'm always killing them.

    I also occasionally go on killing sprees with flies, spiders, and other bugs.

    Not a single human though...

    But, I am clearly a serial killer of mosquitoes.

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    • You're too far gone.

      Anyways, I used to be a serial killer, but I decided to retire.

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      • YE

        Just like that?

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        • Yes.

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  • raisinbran

    Only orphans. They don't count, do they?

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    • LloydAsher

      Orphans arent people, such as hookers or the homeless.

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      • They're aliens.

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  • bbrown95

    No, and I can't wrap my head around how those people can bring themselves to do what they do and feel fine with it. I know they are not right in the head, but I still can't imagine what brings someone to want to kill people, especially random innocent people who have never done anything to you.

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    • 1234tellmethatyoulovememore

      I think it depends on the individual.

      What drives one person to be a serial killer is probably not why another person is a serial killer.

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    • I don't think it's that hard to understand.

      Anyways, I used to be a serial killer, but I'm not anymore.

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  • Orphan

    But I prefer the term "gift from god" under the mission "operation depopulation"

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    • YE

      Think contributing to climate change instead.

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  • Somenormie

    I keeled all the people I had kidnapped.

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  • Tommythecaty

    If I was I certainly wouldn’t tell you.

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    • Definitely a serial killer.

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  • YE

    I'm not one. But since childhood I've been interested in reading serial killer articles.

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    • Yeah, same.

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  • BleedingPain

    If I was, which I am not, why would I out myself?

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    • I don't think that needs an explanation.

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      • BleedingPain

        Im saying your question is dumb because who would answer truthfully ?

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        • I think you need to get your brain checked.

          Something is not right.

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          • BleedingPain

            Oh I see you are, or were… if youre telling the truth.

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            • Yeah, I'm no longer a serial killer now.

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  • Curiouskitten444

    Sometimes

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    • I used to be a serial killer, but I'm not a serial killer anymore.

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      • LloydAsher

        That's like saying you arent a cannibal anymore. Once a cannibal always a cannibal.

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        • girlinadarkcorner

          In high school I had a co worker who called himself a "former white supremacist" but openly admitted to still beleiving that other races are inferior to whites.

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          • LloydAsher

            Doesnt work that much for racism as it's a belief that can be turned.

            You can legitimately become not racist.

            What you cant reverse is doing certain actions. Like being a cannibal or murderer.

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            • girlinadarkcorner

              Yeah i'm aware that people can become not racist, but I find it funny for someone to say that they're no longer a white supremacist while still holding on to the core beleifs of white supremacists.

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        • I no longer kill people, so I guess I'm not a serial killer anymore.

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  • ospry

    I've never thought about it before. There's no common thematic link between my victims or the execution methods, so I'm gonna say no..?

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  • DADNSCAL

    Yeah I eat Cheerios, Lucky Charms and Nuttin Honey. I'm kind of a Cereal Killer.

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    • Somenormie

      Yum cereal I killed like 20 cereals.

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  • Anonnet

    If you count me loving meat, then probably by proxy.
    Voted yes anyway because sarcasm is in my veins.

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  • I'm not a serial killer.

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    • Vvaas

      🤨

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      • What? I definitely am not a serial killer.

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        • LloydAsher

          You commented on your own post...

          Definitely a serial killer.

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          • I say you're the serial killer....

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        • Vvaas

          prove it

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          • I used to be a serial killer, but I'm no longer a serial killer.

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  • Tinybird

    Well if my death note works... Already one of my bullies was stabbed to death after I wrote his name in there... So maybe I'm the next Kira.
    I also kill cereal when I eat it

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    • megadriver

      Can you write Kim jong un and Putin in your magical death note too?

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      • Tinybird

        done looks like it may actually work!
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bboypZd9bxM

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    • YOU MONSTER!!!!!! :(

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    No, but there are two shitty people in this world that I wish would drop dead after lying to me and secretly storing various drugs in MY exercise room. That room was my friggin sanctuary where I could get some alone time and I feel like they poisoned it. I'm happy they're banned from coming back to my boyfriend's place. Maybe with any luck they'll die when they head back to Florida. XD

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  • 1WeirdGuy

    No but I have a prediction.

    Sidewalk is gonna make a cereal joke on this post.

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    • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

      well now i aint

      and besides thats a bit too low hangin fruit even for me

      i was thinkin about the three moose ive killed or the untold dozensa squirrels the dingo has killed

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  • Vvaas

    ye

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