Are you in a relationship, or are you single?

Single,
I've really thought about if I want a relationship though, sure sometimes I get lonley ( who doesn't) but to be honest I'd be hard work to be with in a relationship with atm, I feel like I'd need to pull my life together a bit before getting into a relationship, despite wanting one

Everyone I flirt with has another lover, I discover
Or they want to keep me for eternity
Everone I sleep with has a preexisting non commitment
Or need a place to live with urgency
And where's the fun in that?
No thanks, I think I'm staying single

And the ants go marching two by two into the night, without emerging
Urging me to stay at home and watch tv
And at five AM I hear them screaming empty words, devoid of meaning
It could be orgasm or agony
And where's the fun in that?
No thanks, I think I'm staying single

And at night there's nothing finer than being home with wine
And I'm ignoring all the signs of my own...nunnery :/
But if someone were to love me, they might hold that love above me
And I'd never get enough of all their want and need
They'd play the game and then I'd lose
And rip it up and kill the mood
And then I'd give them attitude
No way, I think I'm staying single

Fuck you - oh wait, let's not...
Because I'm staying single
Keep yourself to...yourself
Because I'm staying single

And I don't really care if you're in an open relationship because technically, fuckwit, that still means that you're taken
I am staying single

You left me for a midget nazi :(
So I'm staying single

Thanks to twitter, I broke up with someone I've never even met...twice
I am staying single

My psycho ex keeps leaving inappropriate messages on my face book wall...
So he's staying single

I fell in love with a guy in a musical about zombies, but apparently when I'm not playing the piano or soaked in fake blood, it's not so appealing
It's good I'm staying single

Nothing says, "Fuck off, you pathetic excuse for a human" more than a random drunken pash with a girl you actually thought was a guy
I'm staying single

We mutually agreed that we could both just do better
Now we're both single.

Realised an ex was actually related at the funeral of a mutual relative.
I am staying single

I never got over the painful phone breakup with my first boyfriend when I was twelve
I am staying single

Your name was....
So I'm staying...

Happily in a relationship now :)

In a relationship. For about 2 years now. Happily living together with my girlfriend at her place.
She is my darling and nobody messes with her!
We don't fight, we get along. Only had two argument concerning my car.
We live at her place, cause the university dorm rooms are too small and she has an apartment.

The only bad thing I can say about her is, that her cooking is terrible XD So I cook! She helps me. XD

Single.

I am a difficult person to get close with.
I send red herons flying in every direction, so that the person I am getting close with, looks at them instead of the real me. It's automatic, well.. It used to be.
I am now firmly comfortable with who I am, and am starting to get better with close relationships. I'm giving myself until July, before I say I am 'well' so until then, actually,, for the rest of my days, I will be a work in progress.

It's just a matter of finding someone who wants to grow with me.

But I'm happy.

I'm in a relationship. She just doesn't know about it, that's all...

Sexy Pringle right here.

Relationship.

Somehow.

Single, doesn't really bother me too much. I've sort of gotten use to the loneliness. Plus I don't really know what a relationship entails, since I've never been in one, but at least I know what to expect in the single life. I also don't really feel like being in a relationship, I don't think I'm ready for one, assuming people actually do feel ready when they date.

However, I would appreciate someone liking me.

Single! :)

Relationship? No, thanks, I'd rather just jerk off.

Married; in the process of separating, and mutually very amicable at that. :)

And fuck you for making me want Pringles at nearly half 1 in the morning :p

Relationship.

In a relationship. Why don't I get a catchy name? Or Pringles? :c

Don't wanna be bothered.Especially if the bitch wants to have fuckin KIDS!BITCH,you need to have some fucken KIDS,go bother someone else!I'm not paying for that fuckin SHIT!!

I would rather have a friend. Relationships are too much work and are only desirable if you want sex. Though I could always just go to an area and pay people to give it to me. So why waist my time finding a partner I have to take care of? That is such an annoyance. I am single and happier that way.

I'm single and happy. ^_^

Whenever someone asks me if I'm married, I proudly tell them "Hell No!" Really I don't see what the big deal is in being in a relationship or getting married. Most people rely on relationships or marriage for happiness or as a way to "feel complete." I see nothing wrong with my life. I'm already happy with what I have. The last thing I need is someone nagging me on how I should live my life.

I have plenty of relationships... with friends, family, co-workers.

I know that's not what you were asking about, I just find calling it "a relationship" to be such a stupid way of phrasing that specific type of relationship.

Anyway, yes, when it comes to dating, I am not currently seeing anybody.

@:Anonymous Poll Creator

There isn't much to argue about.
We both do stuff in the house. She cleans, I cook, she does the laundry etc...
We watch movies together. She likes romances and comedy, but doesn't mind an action movie. So from time to time we watch her movies.
We listen to my music in the car (rock music), but I don't mind changing the radio to today's music.
We even gave a shot at gaming. Played NFS online, arma online and GTA IV's online thing. Though she enjoys farm games more. Crazy about facebook's farm stuff XD. Maybe we'll try Farming simulator 2013 XD XD XD

We do argue about money. I want to save money, she wants to spend money.
I say stay home this weekend. She says: Go to expensive restaurant and then to the club.
That sort of thing.

Otherwise that's it. If something ain't right, we discuss it. We don't shout at each other and throw stuff at each other like idiots from an american reality tv show...

Newly dumped. Prick bastard dickhole. At least I have homework and science...science never calls you overly attached...

Single

Single and always have been... Can't decide if that is good or bad :/

Single. My friends are bothered by this, whereas I stopped caring quite sometime ago.

Single and I prefer it that way.

Single pringle! Happy though, I think a lot of people think happiness comes from being in a relationship, but it doesn't. When you can honestly be content without anyone else, it's the best feeling in the world

was gonna be sad to say single but the pringle bit made me laugh

Single...Never had a serious one before, as in, a mature one.

I'm chips.. Potato Chips. I am called......

PRINGLES!

Yah, but I'm single... Obviously. I had a crush on my friend and in P.E., he asked me to be his dance partner. I was all like: Eh! It doesn't matter! Yah. (I'm keeping it cool. *Puts on shades and nods* Nah just kidding!)

Then, once he told me: You're too young to like someone! ...I'm so sad.. But I still got hope!