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lc1988

11 years ago

In a relationship...but it's more of a slave/master kind of thing.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  WHat is that supposed to mean? 0_o
  
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  - Mmmpfh
    
    11 years ago
    
    I think he's pussy-whipped. :D
    
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BluntsRolled

11 years ago

We're on the internet, what do you think most of us are?

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Imposturously_yours

11 years ago

Single, tried growing a gandalf beard to scare women away, but it doesn't work. Damn hipsters made it cool, so I got all the weird indie chicks until I shaved it.

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- Legion
  
  11 years ago
  
  lol
  
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nAt2017

11 years ago

I'm married, but only in my mind.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single and unwilling to mingle.

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- Dazzle
  
  11 years ago
  
  I am not alone!
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    We're all crazy here.
    
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Whyyyyy
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    I am one of those crazies.
    
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    - Mmmpfh
      
      11 years ago
      
      Couldn't have put it better myself.
      
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      - [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        Are you talking about me, or are you saying you are the same way?
        
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        Mmmpfh
        
        11 years ago
        
        I'm he same way I meant. :D
        
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dappled

11 years ago

Single. With a tag that says "Avoid this humanoid lifeform whatever planet you are from".

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- NeuroNeptunian
  
  11 years ago
  
  You're always welcome to come join our Mormon collective.
  
  The orgies are... heh heh... DIVINE.
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    If most Mormons are anything like you, I'm in.
    
    Wow, sex with ten batmen! Hmm, is it batmen or batmans? That's stuff I'd probably need to know.
    
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    - NeuroNeptunian
      
      11 years ago
      
      It's Batmen but no worries. We are very patient with newcomers.
      
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  You want people to avoid you
  
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  - dappled
    
    11 years ago
    
    You got that? :P
    
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    - Anonymous Post Author
      
      11 years ago
      
      So your not single?
      
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      - dappled
        
        11 years ago
        
        I'm single, yeah. With a tag that says "Avoid this humanoid lifeform whatever planet you are from".
        
        There's a cyclic element to this conversation.
        
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        Anonymous Post Author
        
        11 years ago
        
        ut why you want to be avoided? yes yes there is
        
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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single, not wanting a relationship at the moment (probably won't until I'm around my late twenties), and I will never get married.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single and proud of it!

"The fuck....how are you single?"

Asexual my friend ;D. It's a gift.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  I wish my life was peaceful like that and not ruled by my penis.
  
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  - Anime7
    
    11 years ago
    
    Ditto. I've always wanted be asexual just for the peacefulness.
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      He is living the non-pussy crazed dream.
      
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      - Anime7
        
        11 years ago
        
        Sounds like a good night sleep.
        
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        [Old Memory]
        
        11 years ago
        
        I know, right?
        
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EAT_IT

11 years ago

All and the food is great.

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CheyChey

11 years ago

single awkward turtle

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mas0n

11 years ago

have a girl friend

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o_0

11 years ago

single... happy

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Ldizzy1234

11 years ago

Single.

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Avant-Garde

11 years ago

I'm single.

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VioletTrees

11 years ago

Very nearly married.

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dom180

11 years ago

Right now, I'm in a relationship. I'm happy with it.

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777electric

11 years ago

Single, and I'm going to stay single for the rest of my life. I want to actually, love pisses me off.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single, and while I think happily married is probably the best choice out of all of them, I am curious if the words "happy" and "married" should be put together.

Well maybe for some people it does, but I dont think I am one of them. So single it is.

1. Happily Married
2. Single
3. Married
4. In a relationship

I think thats the fairest order for ranking.

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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  You're so fussy. lol
  
  If there's a happily married, maybe there should be a miserably married too. It exists, I've seen it. :)
  
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NeuroNeptunian

11 years ago

Married.

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OswaldCobblepot

11 years ago

Not quite married yet but close enough to it, so I chose that.

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PapzBSlim

11 years ago

In a relationship. Quite fun with this one though because we are jealous of one another.

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UhhhOK

11 years ago

In a relationship.

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single <3ing it!

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[Old Memory]

11 years ago

Single, again. :/

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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Tut tut tut
  
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  - [Old Memory]
    
    11 years ago
    
    Walk like an Egyptian?
    
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charli.m

11 years ago

Single and increasingly resigned to the fact.

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KeddersPrincess

11 years ago

I put single, but I'm married to a dead guy.

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- Avant-Garde
  
  11 years ago
  
  This reminds me of Egyptian Mythology when Osiris got tricked by his brother, Set, and his brother cut him up in different pieces and scattered them. Then Isis had to find all of his pieces and when she brought them back together, she had sex with his corpse and became impregnated with their son, Horus. Horus then kills his uncle Set and rules over egypt, or at least that's how I remember it:/
  
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  - KeddersPrincess
    
    11 years ago
    
    Damn! That sounds like an awsome story. I've studied a lot of Greek mythology but never Egyptian. I think I found a new interest!
    
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- [Old Memory]
  
  11 years ago
  
  Wouldn't that make you single? Or did you marry him after he was dead?
  
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  - KeddersPrincess
    
    11 years ago
    
    Afterwards. Couldn't help it. He looked so damn sexy in that casket xD
    
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    - [Old Memory]
      
      11 years ago
      
      I guess you liked his rigamortis.
      
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      - KeddersPrincess
        
        11 years ago
        
        :D
        
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- Anonymous Post Author
  
  11 years ago
  
  Whoa
  
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