Are you spying on me?

haha you have a small penis!!!

Only if you're paranoid...

*Melts into the shadows*

I want to fuck you emmy.

Any idea why in the mornings you basement door is slightly ajar? Yep... That's me...

You called the police? Oh, please. You honestly believe that?

A signal splitter in your phone wiring has rigged certain numbers called from your phone, rerouting them to our agents, who then act the part.

It's hilarious when they try and resist. Oh, and life tip; either cut down on your porn browsing or get a proxy. We're tired of sifting through that mess.

Only if you post on facebook!

I have a camera on the top left side of ur ceiling and one in the shower

Check your mirrors.

They spy on me too.
and they talk :\
like your mum.

Cmon guys stop messing with this guy!! You are a little paranoid about this but it's pretty scary.. There are no hidden cameras in your room or anything, trust me.

I ll be ur security guard so tht i can watch u officially ..no more secret following u..

ceiling mariomarc is watching you masturbate
lol

DAMN!!!funny :)

hmm extreme paranoia, sounds like schizophrenia =]
dude go see a shrink

*oh crap hes onto me!!
*runs away*

I live in ur cereal also!!! im in everything you eat!!!

I am the police. I have been watching you for the last week or so.

Yes, as a matter of fact I am spying on you. I have for a long time, my friend. My, you do look good naked! I love the way you sleep. And the way you put your clothes on is just sooo sexy!

Ahem! You are suffering from extreme Paranoia. Please see your doctor immediately.

Oh were not following you... but by the way i like the new curtains

shut up! leave me alone!

you look pretty when you sleep... :D

i have special plans for you...

Oh, and if all this bull crap is for real, then you're a pathetic, paranoid person who needs to go to the psychiatrist.

Yes, I am spying on you. I live underneath your bed, where it's dusty and spider-populated (they became my friends! Yay!). I sometimes come from underneath to empty your fridge and to do your brother, who is awesomely hawt by the way. I've also seen your secret pr0n collection on your PC, in that ZIP file which has the password IWannaDoAngelinaJolie_11736. Watch out, I know where your house lives!!! MWAHAHAHA!!!!! >:D

i love the new furniture

oh come on how ever u r (author)do not believe them i saw all your conversation with them but DONT ever believe them these r ur fears their r no cameras what makes u think like this i also had the same problem but just get over it but how to u want cameras to get in ur room with out u knowing something about it i am serious and if want to make sure their r no cameras spy cameras r placed on walls under any thing so take off the news paper and u will find nothing. trust me get over ur fears or u will be driven mad and people will avoid being ur friends or even talking to u get over it be4 it is too late and do not let these people who r pretending to be spying on u scare u and how do they how that u r the 1 they r spying on.
i wish i helped if u need more
[email protected] email me at any time i will be happy to help (i did not make that acount i was too lazy so i told my sis and that is what i get)

HEY SEXY

I sit in front of your house everyday and I lurk in your windows. Sometimes I come inside and take a look at you showering. It's funny how you never notice.

Look behind you.

Stupid idiot. :D

Paranoia will destroy ya!
Let your guard down a little and live!

lol flipping wierdo! relax dude
sofa, beer or cider of what ever 1 2 3 and tip back and sip
and rest
then stick on a film
soloution
not normal ok dude
just relax

Yes. I'm your husband. I think it's totally normal to control every aspect of your life and control everything you come into contact with. I secretly have spyware on your computer and hide details about our finances from you because I'm a completely insane control freak that's making sure you stay dependent on me. If you try to leave me, I'll mentally, emotionally, and financially torture you. My whole purpose in life is to control everything I come into contact with, no matter who I damage or the cost.

HA HA! Just kidding. Kinda...

But seriously. It's all OK. =) Kinda.

Check under your bed!

everybody in the whole world is watching you and conspiring against you
we know everything about you. We use hidden cameras to watch your every move, the people you call your family and friends re just spys.

Everybody is watching you, look, you're on "Big Brother"!

Who are you? How do you know these things?

I'm sorry I just couldnt help myself. [not]

I live under your house =]

Yes I am I know everything about you