As a black man trying to make it in this world

I agree with the recent posts about white people spreading them cheeks for a brother. During my years of gangbanging, I was sent to prison many times; I acted real hard on the streets, some punk ass bitch steals drugs from my crew? We'd start lighting motherfuckers up left and right, just so people didn't think we were weak and try to chump us. You had to make sure people knew what they was messing with if you were gonna make it where I grew up, people had to know you were the king of the streets.

I always found it hard to sleep with a bitch during those years, niggas be throwing them bitches my way all "shit, man, you gotta pump that ass, nigga" but I'd drop that shit faster than my boy Shady-D dropped that TV he was tryna steal when the police caught his black ass ripping off a Walmart with some blind-ass white bitch older than Reconstruction working the door. People be asking me back then if I was a fag or not, saying that I was a fruity ass bitch tryna get my lips on some cat's Glock. So I said "fuck that shit" and iced some motherfuckers, just so they'd know that I'm not a fag. My ass got caught and put in the slammer, where for the first time in a long time there wasn't a single piece of pussy in sight.

Now, y'all know that I got problems sticking my dick in a bitch, but imagine my surprise when I laid eyes on some fat-ass white boy for the first time in my life. We don't do it with each other behind bars, we do it with young, dumb, motherfuckers, the fatter, the whiter, the better. His dumb ass didn't join up with anyone, and the only person watching his back in the concrete jungle was me and the motherfuckers whose asses I had to kick to get a piece of that fat white cake. I tore that shit straight to pieces, and from then on, it was nothing but white boy butt for me, far as the eye could see.

You could put a thousand bitches in front of me, and if there was one fat, white boy ass at the end of the line, I'd jump over those hos like a kangaroo to fill that cracker up with my kids. These days, I don't get a lot of white boy ass; I'm out on parole now, and the kind of high-class white boy I'm interested in having ain't anywhere near the streets my ass is haunting. I've been thinking about reparations for some time, what do white people owe to my people for what we've been through and all. I suppose the best answer I can come up with is for y'all to line us up some white boys and have them spread'em like butter on toast. White people owe as much to folks like me to let us get some of that thick, creamy Oreo filling that y'all are carrying around with you back there. Y'all motherfuckers need to quit with that Keto shit and eat some more fried foods, plump up for a brother.