Asshole sniffing with cocaine

I always heard people joke about snorting coke from a girls asshole and I always wanted to try it. One night me and a girl were up late doing coke and I realized this is my perfect opportunity. This girl had good hygiene and I loved the way her butt smelled (I already know I'm an animal). So I got her to lay on her back and propped her ass into the air with the bed. She was holding her legs to her chest with her ass in the air looking at me. I had not antipated how hard the logistics would be. I poured some coke in there and everytime I went to do it we started cracking up. It was so weird. Finally after about 10 minutes of working towards this goal I was going in for my final attempt. I had the straw in my nose and before I snorted it I glanced at her face. She had this look on her face of disgust, surprise, and curiosity. Again we busted out laughing and I'm rolling on the ground like a maniac. She says "DONT WASTE IT!" So I licked my finger and pushed the bump of coke into her butthole. Never to attempt to do again. But never say never.