Baked beans made me fart all night long

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I recently ate 3 cans of baked beans with sausages for dinner, they were still good as I had bought them a day before. But now they have given me excessive gas... it's driving me crazy and it smells so bad. The smell is like rotten egg with sulfur, I have to open the sliding door in my bedroom that leads to outside because It STINKS.

I have an air freshener, but it doesn't help when it's rather small and my bedroom is big. The farts are loud and dry asf, when I beg my stomach to stop the gas, it just keeps coming even more. I don't want to leave my door open for too long because it gets cold, but I want the smell to go away.

PHEW!

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  • 1WeirdGuy
    2 years ago

    You know its bad when your own bother you

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      yeah after a while, it stinks up the place. I've stopped since then now, but it was pretty bad.

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      • 1WeirdGuy
        2 years ago

        I went vegan for about a month before I ate alot of broccoli fried in olive oil. It was terrible.

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  • jethro
    2 years ago

    Bean-o. Try it.

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  • libertybell
    2 years ago

    Buy some Gas-X or Beano so you'll be prepared for next time.

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  • RoseIsabella
    2 years ago

    Congratulations! 🎉💩🍾

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  • Boojum
    2 years ago

    It's positive to look on life as a constant stream of learning opportunities, and this was one for you.

    Now you know exactly what to do if you ever find yourself in a relationship with someone who just refuses to listen when you say you want to break up. You also know just what to do on the night before your final day at some really shitty job where you've had to put up with constant stupid crap from really annoying fellow workers.

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  • Vvaas
    2 years ago

    didn't ask

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      why are you replying, if you didn't ask.

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      • Vvaas
        2 years ago

        don't care

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        • Anonymous Post Author
          2 years ago

          lol

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  • JustJazzin
    2 years ago

    You should strike a match and see what happens lol

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  • Dot123
    2 years ago

    She made beans wtf

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  • Hookerfall
    2 years ago

    🤮

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  • Somenormie
    2 years ago

    BEANS BEANS the more you eat the more you fart.

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  • MonteMetcalfe
    2 years ago

    Try lighting them to warm up the place.

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      2 years ago

      wouldn't it make it smell worse?

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      • MonteMetcalfe
        2 years ago

        No, & it creates some ambient lighting to help set the mood for romance.

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        • 1WeirdGuy
          2 years ago

          https://ibb.co/brLsDHF

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  • Billy247newaccount_35467829
    2 years ago

    Okay?

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