Bathroom stuff

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I always make sure I have a clean butt. Always. I am on the toilet for usually 45 mins. Most of of time is me on my iPad though...

Anyways,

I make sure to first clean the outside, with multiple layers of toilet paper, I do it until it is dry. Then I go inside, I clean around my butthole and inside the cheeks. Then, I go inside the hole, I don't go super deep, cause that would hurt. I just go about a centimetre or two. I make sure it is clean. Most of my family tell me I'm insane for opening my butt in the shower/bath to clean it. But why?! You are supposed to open it in the shower! It's the same as pulling back your foreskin to clean it. Both of them just take 3 seconds. Am I normal I like to be clean? My family doesn't like to be clean I guess...

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  • Darktown
    8 years ago

    Butters, is that you ??

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    • Shmendan
      8 years ago

      Butters?

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      • Darktown
        8 years ago

        South park... Nevermind...

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        • handsignals
          8 years ago

          God damn it Butters.

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          • Darktown
            8 years ago

            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePDxsJGJu8

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  • sexysonofsam
    8 years ago

    The boy stood on the burning deck, digging his nose like mad, he rolled it into little balls and shot it at his Dad!

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  • SuMaFTW
    8 years ago

    OCD

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  • nematoadblue24
    8 years ago

    I feel sorry for you

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  • imacomputer
    8 years ago

    Damn it Butters! Go to your room! And you better keep that butt hole CLOSED young man!!!

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  • onebigbang
    8 years ago

    Well if you are posh or have a crush yes

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    • Shmendan
      8 years ago

      so are you saying you just do 1 quick wipe and ur done?

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