Been lazy and using the fish tank,wank, piss, gob
Ok so I’m quite lazy and my bathroom is the other end of the house. I know this will sound gross but I have a small fish tank in my room just gold fish nothing special. If I’m having a wank I don’t really want to make a mess so I just dump a load in the tank same if I need to blow my nose and no tissue straight in the tank. I have pissed in it a few times when drunk. They do die sometimes but they are cheap to replace and don’t think fish have any real feelings. Plus it’s funny watching their reactions sometimes. My mate pissed in it a few times to save going toilet but he must have toxic piss as most of them dies, it was funny watching them though.
Does anyone else do anything similar?