Belly button smells like an a**hole

Ever since I can remember my belly button has smelled horrible. Like, if I stick a pencil or something in there and smell it, it smells SO bad! One time I tricked my friend into smelling a pen I had stuck in there and he got pissed and accused me of sticking it into my butt. I have an inny, and I wash it all the time, but it just doesn't help. Does this happen to you? Go ahead, stick something in there and smell it. I'm serious. Then let me know.

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  • Nakkiel

    rubbing alcohol + a cue tip every day until it stops smelling bad. Also stop smelling your belly button.

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  • gbaby1

    OMG so has mine but mine smells more like cheese puffs i used to douce it in rubbing alcohol once my friends dog licked my belly button and started airhumping it was embarrassing.

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  • Jesses_girl87

    IIN that I'm literally in tears laughing over this? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  • username420

    hahaha! this is the funniest thread! my b-button stinks a little if i dig in there and sniff my finger, but that's like the old "doctor, it hurts when i do this" joke.

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  • WakaHooka

    It's normal. Your belly button is like a little catch all, full of sweat, grime, pet hair/dander(if you have pets), lint, and just random crumbs. It's easy to forget about so if you leave it unattended it will build up a stinky sort of paste- aka "cheese" rubbing alcohol and Qtip every day works great. I used to work long shifts and sweat like a pig... I was laying in bed one night and tugged my shirt down and I noticed I pulled something out of my belly button. When I looked I had literal cheesey stench petals rolling over the sides of my deep belly button. IT WAS FREAKING DISGUSTING! But was super clean after I pulled them out and cleaned up.

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  • Angelicfruitcake1980

    Omg funniest post ever. The dog air humping had me in stitches :))

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  • Well, maybe you are half full of shit ? !!! LOL.. Wait til you pick your nose, if it smells like your ass, you could be full of shit, or to busy having your nose up someones elses ass.

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  • roku012

    This is prominent in people with innie belly buttons, you people that have outies or belly buttons that you can SEE the end to won't understand. I'm talking about people with innie belly buttons that you can't see the end to unless you spread it super wide and even then barely see or not see at all.

    Anyway yes, the bacteria and stuff grows rapidly in there if not cleaned daily resulting in a smell, worse case it's fungi growing in it.

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  • OhStevieRaeee

    My belly button doesn't smell.... You all are weird.

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  • MDMAlover

    Yeahhh i have the exact same problem.. It will be all slimy when im active or sweaty. Then when im normal or after i slept, it will harden and it resembles earwax. Its very malleable just like ear wax. and it does have a bad odor. Once i stuck my finger in it and put my finger under my brother's nose. He got mad because he thought i stuck my finger in my butt... No one in my family knows the truth.

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  • AngAnders112

    Do this, take a cotton ball, soak it in bleach. then place the cotton ball in your belly button. next, please medical tape over the cotton ball. leave it in for four days and then the smell will be gone.

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  • clean it in the shower or with a q-tip
    xp

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  • imacomputer

    i can go a week without showering and my belly button still wont smell like an asshole. idk dude, go to a dr.? it's not normal. cheese yes. asshole no.

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  • psychobabble

    If you don't wash all the soap out of your belly button and dry it well it will smell.

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  • Revolting

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  • ruralfrights

    Smelly belly shakes like jelly. Maybe it's the other way round. Maybe your b hole smells like your belly button. Which came first?

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  • WhiteSheepOfTheFamily

    I hate it when I shower, and it spreads downward. Gah. I use deodorant there.

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  • shakenbake855

    yea it always smelled bad until i started putting lotion on my finger and jamming it in there...lotion seriously will kill the odor throughout the day, this also applies to people with smelly feet

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  • Avant-Garde

    Ask a doctor!

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  • ValerieTDL

    Ahahaha, quite a funny story but it shouldn't smell THAT bad. Sure a little stench is normal. And also... STOP SMELLING YOUR FRIGGEN BELLY BUTTON. ;)

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