Boss just fired me...

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Because I farted in an important meeting and ended up stinking the entire room up. Everyone just laughed but it turned out I shit my pants a little bit, I couldn't smell it but everyone kept looking at me and than someone said what is that smell? My boss screamed at me to get out and stop disrupting, then he called me into the office and fired me.

Look I know I shouldn't have farted, but it was an accident, and when I checked in the bathroom it was probably not a lot of shit, like 2 goofball sized turds.

What I need to know is, can I sue ?

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Based on 32 votes (14 yes)
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  • Ellenna
    8 years ago

    Ha ha ha good luck with that!

    Unless you have a medical condition, you need to learn fart and shit control.

    I don't fully believe this post, but it did give me a laugh and remember all the times office meetings gave me the shits

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    • shuggy-chan
      8 years ago

      You can probably just sit with parents for not teaching him proper bladder and bowel control

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      • Ellenna
        8 years ago

        More likely caused by rigid toilet training or as I said, a medical condition

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        • shuggy-chan
          8 years ago

          I meant sue, but the phone auto corrected me

          I was making a silly joke about him sueing his parents

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          • Ellenna
            8 years ago

            Very ignorant, that predictive text

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  • Faceless
    8 years ago

    I dont believe you.

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  • Rblopfag
    8 years ago

    Take it to judge Judy... That stanky old bitch probably smells like a used diaper also... She'd side with you 100%

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  • dinz
    8 years ago

    You have a better chance suing your own ass for damages and humiliation.

    Take it all the way to the Supreme Court.

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  • VirgilManly
    8 years ago

    You could try to sue but your lawyer will probably drop the case and may counter sue you for shitting in his office.

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