Boyfriend says intimacy with dog is out of the norm

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Is it normal for someone to think because my dog sees me naked I'm giving him the wrong impression and that's why the dog wants to "hump me." Not hump me naked... but at random times. My dog and I cuddle in bed and my boyfriend asks wtf I'm doing? Says it's inappropriate and to google it. Sometimes I spoon my dog wearing my skimpies (if that's what I wore to bed) and this my boyfriend claims is inappropriate.

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  • teltrum
    9 years ago

    Too much anthropomorphisation going on. Dogs aren't turned on by human nakedness any more than a human is turned on by a dog not wearing human clothes.

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  • mountain-man82
    9 years ago | pl

    Sounds like your bf is jealous of your dog, which is really weird.

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  • seakelp
    9 years ago

    I thought this would be another bestiality post, and I'm both relieved and slightly disappointed that it's not.

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  • TrustMeImLying
    9 years ago

    when your bf's in your room next time, get on your bed on all fours and tell him, "oh my I suddenly have a new liking for this position. what are you waiting for, honey?" and gauge his reaction

    just kidding dont do it.

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    • Crazybeast
      9 years ago

      I say go for it and see the what your BF says or does.Do it, Do it, Do it.

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    • (.)(.)boobies
      9 years ago

      Ha!

      Shit disturber.

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  • EccentricWeird
    9 years ago

    That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life... and this site has "Johnnytherat".

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  • Crazybeast
    9 years ago

    It seems that your BF is Jealous of your dog, I think that I would make a Better Boyfriend then him cause I snuggle n sleep with my dog all the time. Tell your BF if he doesn't like it there is the door and don't let it hit you on your way out. A true pet owner will sleep with there house pet, either it be a cat or dog.

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  • Leeds_Chris
    9 years ago

    Keep doing what makes u happy..it's very normal..so long as u don't hurt or abuse the dog just enjoy it..they have a great tongue too

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    I think he is reading too much into your role as an owner. Maybe, he is also jealous? The situation sounds very odd.

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  • Cuntsiclestick
    9 years ago

    There's nothing wrong with loving your pet. He needs to get over it.

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  • imadragon
    9 years ago

    Maybe he likes dogs..

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