Can a prostitute utter these words and be taken seriously?

I was arguing with a prostitute the other day, and she said "Don't patronize me!!".....I DIED laughing.

She could've at least said "Don't talk to ME like that!!".

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  • NeuroNeptunian

    It's her right to refuse service to anyone.

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    • TerryVie

      Exactly this.

      If i was a prostitute and you argued with me about terms or services, i would end with the same words...cutting off argument and business transaction at the same time with one statement.

      Seems she owned you but you didn't figure it out.

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    • JustDave

      No shirt, no shoes, no service.

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  • LizardSkin

    What were you doing talking to a hooker, and why were you patronizing her?

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  • MrDraper

    Maybe shes a smart girl who is turning tricks because she's down on her luck

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    • Yeah but if she says 'don't patronize me', she's also saying 'don't pay me for sex'. I guess people didn't get that part.

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      • Aurora93

        But getting paid for sex and being patronised are completely different things.... I don't get it! D:

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    • Allistalla

      I know honestly ! Also some prostitutes are rich becuase of it. I do not agree with the lifestyle but to the OP you just sound like a huge asshole !

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      • What? We were talking about the upcoming presidential election. We are friends. What's wrong with you? So negative and judgemental.

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      • jucedaguy

        Nailed Allistalla, who is OP to judge?

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    • nightmare28

      I don't buy that, she might be smart, but even if she is down on her luck there are always other ways, but mopping floors is much harder than lying on your back and you wont be able to afford luxury.

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      • NeuroNeptunian

        Agreed. She should go into stripping. I know women that make up to $1500 a week, sometimes $3000 a week, off fifteen dollar outfits and some good dancing. After all, erotic dancing is just another form of entertainment. I almost feel stupid for not going into it myself.

        Porn is also a great industry. If you find the right person to work for, you can make $250 an hour plus royalties. And I doubt prostitution is horribly unprofitable as well.

        Make bank using what god (or the surgeon) gave you by bringing others pleasure or entertainment or mop floors and make pennies, and barely get by? I know what I'd choose if I wasn't religious myself.

        Besides, who are you to judge? For many prostitutes, the job was not a choice, they were forced into it. Many decent men and women have made some pretty dumb decisions or none at all and ended up as victims of the sex trade which is relatively unknown to most folks. And whose to say that she isn't in it for her own pleasure?

        One thing I can not stand about this society, a woman can rent out her uterus but not her vagina and a man can sell his sperm but not use of where the sperm came from. Or is it because these people are using their bodies to make money off of sexual desires and not using them to fulfill gluttonous desires (cooking), monetary desires (payroll management and banking) vanity desires (clothing design) or other conservative desires that makes them lesser people?

        I can excuse humor at the expense of another. But her career and her intelligence need not be related.

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        • Lynxikat

          I just had a thought- wouldn't it be easier for someone to take a job as a stripper than to take one as a prostitute? They get a lot of money, as you said, AND it's a legal business. You'd figure there'd be more people in the stripping and porn business than prostitution...

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          • NeuroNeptunian

            In theory, yes, however, stripping requires more established physical fitness, dancing skills, personality (because looks alone won't convince men to buy lap dances) and some sort of training as well as a license in many states, these qualities generally are not required of your common, garden variety prostitute.

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            • Lynxikat

              You actually need a license to strip in some states? Huh. I did not know that.

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        • TerryVie

          Hear hear!

          Truest words i read in a long time, i applaud you.

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      • Darkoil

        I know a girl who is at university studying English literature and in her spare time she is a prostitute.

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  • VioletTrees

    How is this different from any kind of business owner or artist saying that, though? Would you laugh if a painter or a carpenter said it?

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  • jucedaguy

    She is providing a needed service, otherwise there would be no such thing as prostitutes. Whatever your views on commercial sex workers, I recommend the documentary "Scarlet Road" that is if you have an open mind. And no it is by no means an orgy fest. But very eye opening and view changing nonetheless.

    In my opinion the subject of the documentary - Rachael Wotton, should be named Australian of the year.

    Closed minds need not consider themselves worthy of watching!

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  • MrDraper

    Prostitution, the worlds oldest proffession.

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  • disthing

    OP was making a little joke about the word patronise...

    But I love all the oversensitive feminists and armchair preachers declaring war :D

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  • Shackleford96

    Sorry, you lost me at "arguing with a prostitute..."

    :P

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  • anti-hero

    Fake story, semi clever joke.

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  • Captain_Kegstand

    HaHa, what were you arguing with a prostitute about that ended in this exclamation anyways!

    Indeed though, very poor choice of words!

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    • TerryVie

      or a very smart choice of words, depending on how the argument went-

      breaking off the argument AND the expection of intercourse of OP at the same time.

      Just sayin'...

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      • dalmationUntoyourSoul

        OP said he and the prostitute were buddies. i think it's just ironic because most people don't expect prostitutes to turn down "work", which is an unfair assumption.

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      • Captain_Kegstand

        Good thinking lolz

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  • NaughtyCat

    What were you arguing about?

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  • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

    maybe she didn't want you for a customer? just because she's a prostitute doesn't mean she doesn't have standards

    =)

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    • I wasn't soliciting her, we were talking as friends about the upcoming election. Not erection, election. I just found it hilarious that she said that. Come on....

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      • Lynxikat

        Maybe you should have, you know... put that in the post so everyone would know what the situation was.

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      • Allistalla

        So being a whore means you can not be involved in politics? Well look at Monroe. OP is not a smart man:).

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        hey you never know ;)

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    • Allistalla

      I think the ones thumbing down are freinds of OP and like luaghing at hookers and beating homeless.

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      • Angel_in_a_Glass_Dress

        no worries. i really don't pay attention to thumbs up/down anyway since popularity (or lack of which) doesn't really mean "right" or "wrong"

        =)

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  • caramalik

    You're a terrible person. Society needs to ostracize people like you.

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    • dalmationUntoyourSoul

      your a terrible person for wanting to ostracize a human being. we should ostracize you. oh shit, it never ends does it?

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  • iEatZombies_

    How is it anybody elses business, other than her clientele, what she does with her body? Yes she should be taken seriously. Who she fucks/doesn't fuck and why should have nothing to do with that. A prostitute can talk about a damned election, she still has a working brain.

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    A hooker can't be taken seriously about anything.

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  • Myhorcrux

    Do you converse with prostatutes often?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light
    Those days are over
    You don't have to sell your body to the night
    You don't have to wear that dress tonight
    walk the streets for money
    You don't care if its wrong or if its right

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    • disthing

      Who's that girl there?
      I wonder what went wrong
      So that she had to roam the streets
      She dunt do major credit cards
      I doubt she does receipts
      It's all not quite legitimate

      And what a scummy man
      Just give him half a chance
      I bet he'll rob you if he can
      Can see it in his eyes,
      Yeah, that he's got a driving ban
      Amongst some other offences

      And I've seen him with girls of the night
      And he told Roxanne to put on her red light
      They're all infected but he'll be alright
      Cause he's a scumbag, don't you know
      I said he's a scumbag, don't you know!

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  • " put your money away" would be rarer to hear tho

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    • Allistalla

      lol! put your money away lol!

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      • is there an echo in here ? lol

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      • dalmationUntoyourSoul

        no, you put your money away! i don't have sex with cats on keyboards.

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        • Allistalla

          Also no one wants you. Stop being a horndog lol.

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          • dalmationUntoyourSoul

            the general consensus among IIN users is that allistalla is merely a house pet that accidentally walks on a keyboard from time to time. we like tommy because he makes since.

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            • Allistalla

              Also the fact your IQ is about as low as an Animals does not mean they want sex with you so stop making your perverted cat jokes you dirty pervert.

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          • dalmationUntoyourSoul

            your mother wanted me but i didn't want to risk making stupid babies.

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            • Allistalla

              I find the fact you think that cats can walk and talk and type is amazing. Do you believe the Ninja turtles are real too? Oh my god I am talking to a five year old. Why don’t you go play with the Easter bunny or are you too scared that Old man boogey is going to pop out from under your bed? Haha its fantastic talking to such a moron. Either that or you are way to young for this site. Please sweetie we want adults on this site not underage children the fact you believe in fairy tales interesting but it proves you do not belong on INN. Please do us a huge favor and leave INN. Also I’m sure my mom isn’t going to date a 6 year old since you where probably around that age when she was 20. Way to young for this site please go I know no one wants to listen to the imaginary idiot who thinks sonic was based on a true story. Id laugh but that would be too good for you as your far dumber than I think any of us can understand. So sad did your mommy inbreed with her brother to have you? Do you also call your daddy uncle you dumb hillbilly?

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        • Allistalla

          Are you talking about tommy? I am amazed you think a cat can type.

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