Can i become an illegal immigrant for all the benefits?

Can I cross the border legally, then toss my passport and pretend I can't speak English, come in with the hoard of illegal trash? Will they find me out? I want free money.

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Based on 7 votes (4 yes)
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  • SaddleGoose

    Yup. In fact you can be a poor hungry immigrant traveling from...War torn France? And you'll be portrayed as being a poor immigrant escaping war.

    If anyone decides, "hey, maybe we shouldn't have tax payers fund this?" Well they're just racists, apparently. xD

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    • Should I smear some shit in my face first so they don't mistaken me for a Frenchman?

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      • SaddleGoose

        You could do just about anything at this point.

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    • bigbudchonger

      Enit, it's ridiculous. They put them up in hotels and everything. Ironically, the bleeding hearts (Whose lifestyle these people detest) defend their actions.

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      • SaddleGoose

        Exactly. Watching these bleeding heart ultra leftists sit there day in and day out complain about "Patriarchy" and then fighting to have people from ACTUAL patriarchal cultures swarm the country is annoying AF.

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