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I am moving that we demand a renaming of communion wafers to "Jeez-Its".
It's short, it's sweet, and it includes the name of our Lord and Savior.
You should be using your mouth to eat Jeez-Its and drink wine, not taking an hour saying long stupid terms like "communion wafers".
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Yeah, I also love to jizzem all over the communion wafers. It's just a gift of my godly juice.
True, Communion Wafers is a long term, but there's no way that "The Church" would change the name to something so remotely funny.
What is a communion wafer? I know what it means and what it is for. I have never ate one, what does it taste like, look like, made of?
The religious term that you used in your title, means different things to different people, and might be offensive to some people, whether they are religious or not religious, thus creating division in society. Furthermore, if I infer correctly, this is part of a religious ceremony, which they frown upon. This also leads to division, as it is peculiar to a particular group of religious people.
You have also stated, as fact, a phrase that asserts that all people are dominated and protected from destruction, by one or more deity or deities or by a person known as Jesus of Nazareth, which might be offensive to some people, whether they are religious or not religious, thus creating division in society.
Why are you creating division in society?
You are patronizing and annoying the shit out of everybody, thus creating a division between yourself and the part of the population that is sane.
Why are you creating division in society?
There's no explaining insane and delusional pseudo-intellectuals.
Oh wait, there is. They're insane, delusional, and pseudo-intellectual.
Source: most American politicians.
Good idea. If you are going to a church anyway, why not make it a fun atmosphere? No one really likes standing in long queues, so why not install an indoor merry-go-round? You could grab symbolic items as you go by the altar (we could invent some new ones, to add variety). Grab the right symbol, win a prize! Grab the wrong symbol, you have to spend 5 minutes in the confession box, with a person of the opposite sex (of your choice). If you happen to do something improper, you're already in the right place!
We could fire the guy (he's a practitioner of sex discrimination anyway) who tells the same old boring stories, over and over, and hire stand-up comedians instead. Instead of just a choir, we could have different musical acts instead. Death metal one week, blues or jazz the next, punk rock the next rock & roll the next, and so on.