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When I was 17 I got food from a drive in that was right across from a strip joint and when they opened the door you could see inside. I was walking to the car with my food trying to catch a glimpse in, and I tripped over a parking block and fell and my food went flying. My friends choked on what they were eating.
I can see how that pratfall was pretty embarrassing, but if it's the dumbest thing you've ever done, then you're either still pretty young, haven't done much, or are oblivious to a lot of the stupid shit you've done.
I've made a lot of mistakes in my 60+ years, but hands-down, the two most incredibly stupid things involved my first wife.
First, when she called me up out of the blue and suggested that she fly to the other side of the country to where I was going through a Navy school so we could get married, my response was, "Sure, why not?" This was utterly stupid because I'd lived with her for a few months a year before, and it had been a nightmare in many ways.
Then, when she said she wanted to have a baby immediately after we got married, I again shrugged and said, "Sure, why not?" This was ridiculously stupid because I didn't want to be a father just yet, I knew she wasn't psychologically stable, and financially we were only barely scraping by.
I won't bore you with the details, but those two choices have had a lifelong, entirely negative impact on my life.
To name a few, i purposely stuck a knife in a toaster when i was like 10 just to see if i would truly get the big ded, did the same with an outlet a few years beforehand. Would get black out drunk in public multiple times a week. Relapsed when i was almost 4 years sober and didnt get clean again for almost that same length of time.
Ooohhhh jeeeez. Lots of dumb
I ate a cigarette because I read about a dude eating cigarette sandwiches. Was vomiting for three hours. I was 16.
Was molested by my uncle when I was a teen and kept going back to his house and let him use me.
When I was three I cut the plug off a vacuum cleaner and plugged it in.
On the bright side, it gave me superpowers.
I put my computer charger to my tongue when I was 16. Im lucky I'm alive.
I once put a pen behind my ear and forgot about it. And a supervisor from corporate walked by with my bosses I said can I borrow a pen I lost mine. He said "its behind your ear..."
One of the worst L's ive taken.
When I was a kid I found a bottle of pills on the ground in a car park. I took some.
Still have no idea what they were. Nothing happened to me, as far as I could tell.
I would like to say that I thought they were sweets or that I didn't know any better, but that would be a lie.
I think so? Mum was usually drunk and was both emotionally and physically abusive, but I didn't understand at the time that it was abuse. I just thought she didn't like me and accepted it.
I still got on with things and felt happy sometimes. Usually when I wasn't at home.
I certainly didn't ever think of ending it all. I think I just didn't value myself enough to be concerned about my wellbeing.
This takes the prize. You're lucky to be alive. A OC 80 would kill you if you didnt have a tolerance.
One time I found a pretty nice size bag of crack at a walmart parking lot. I tried to sell it to a few people at work and no one would buy it. It sat in my closet for a week until I decided to smoke it and fuckin loved it. Smoked the whole bag with my wife whos usually really against drugs. I was surprised she tried it and wishe she didnt cuz was less for me. I was searching the carpet for little bits I might have dropped wuen I got done.
I've never tried crack. My friend got deep into it and even when he quit he was never the same again. That scared me off.
Idk if you done cocaine but its the exact same high except a little cleaner and without the nausea and it taste better. When you inhale it it actually tastes really nice. I didnt wanna do it and Ive never tried meth. Seeings tweakers will scare you away from tryin it. But the stars just seemed to align for me to do it on that nigjt
I have done coke, was never crazy about it unless it was really good quality, and I rarely found any good stuff lol.
Maybe I'll try crack once when I'm old as a bucket list thing
The problem with coke and crack is you usually have to get it from crazy people in the hood and from a dude thats been locked up half his life span. I always hated dealing with those people. Id pay more to get a middleman to get it for me.
One time I met this new dealer in a parking garage and he literally pulled out an ounce and eyeballed my sack "he was exactly on too I weighed it". But I was thinkin this mother fucker has got to be insane pulling a bag that size out infront of me and doesnt even know me. I could have murdered dude or he could go to prison forever. I realize quick this guy was completely crazy, his name was "E-saw". I guarantee you he is in prison right now lol