Can you eat dogs in the united states?

In the United States, would it be legal to go to a pet store, buy a dog and then kill it and eat it? I hear it tastes good and want to try it. Also, does anyone know of any good ways to serve it? There’s nothing in the cookbooks for dogs. Also, what about a cat? I would like to eat one of them too.

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  • RoseIsabella

    If would be better for a person like you to starve than for a canine to be harmed in such a way!

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    • Checkmate_King

      You get my thumbs up for that one :)

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      • RoseIsabella

        Thanks, very much! Dogs and cats aren't just creatures to me, they're special blessings from God for the human race, and people ought to recognize them for the precious Earth angels they are!
        :-)

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        • Checkmate_King

          In total agreement here. The more people I meet the more I love my dog

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          • RoseIsabella

            Most dogs, and lots of cats are saints! What was amazing and spiritual for me was going to the pet cemetery in Las Vegas to visit our old collie, and seeing all the beautiful graves of the police dogs. Those canine officers made the ultimate sacrifice for their partners, it's just really deep and heavy to think about. So when I meet people who just have a shitty a flippant attitude about dogs I think those people are absolute garbage! Words can hardly describe the awesome nature of dogs. I'd rather starve to death myself than to eat dog or cat meat, for me it would be evil, unnatural and unholy.

            Dogs rock!

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    • How is eating a dog any worse than eating a cow or a pig?

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      • RoseIsabella

        If you don't understand there's something deeply wrong with you.

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        • What’s the point of having an animal around if you’re not eventually going to have it for dinner?

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          • Shackleford96

            Your troll level is weak man

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            • itsamistake

              I know right? These troll posts are getting more inane and asinine by the fucking minute.

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      • insanebotv21

        The only difference is you can't relate to a cow.

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  • Pumpurrnickel

    You can't murder pets in the first place.

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  • Iszzy123

    Just visit your local Chinese store you'll be most likely eating cat or dog

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  • jethro

    Well you could always go to the local Golden Dragon restaurant and order the General Tso's Chicken Surprise. I would venture a guess it isn't chicken and you just might find out what dog (or cat) tastes like. Surprise.

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  • S12207

    I hope you get bit

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  • Electra

    How about eating my dick!?

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  • e51pegasi

    Dog & cat recipes will be hard to come across as eating dogs & cats doesn't really feature in western cuisine.

    As for the legality of acquiring said animals for the purpose of killing & consumption, I would seek counsel from the local law enforcement agency.

    I'm quite sure they will be keen to add you to their dossier of piss drinkers they need to keep an eye on.

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  • I disagree with you, but I'm not as hypocritical as the shameless pig munchers, because I'm an aspiring vegetarian.

    Eating a dog is really no worse than eating a pig. They have similar levels of intelligence, and both can be loyal pets.

    Again, you absolutely should NOT go out and fucking do that. However, this comments section is full of biased and delusional hypocrites.

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  • magic7

    DODGER DOGS

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  • Dustyair

    Animal abusers are in fact more hated in prison than even pedophiles, and experience more consequences as well.

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  • TheTypsySaiIor

    Laws vary from State to State. Some States specifically prohibit it, other don't. Stats where you can will have regulations on how you can put the animal down.

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  • Checkmate_King

    👍

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