Can you help me in this situation?

Ok, so I’ll hit you wit a funky-ass brief overview of what’s been goin on: I’m at dat stage up in tha game, where eventually you gotta straight-up take care of yo ass fo' realz. Adulthood be a gangbangin' freaky thang yo, but I want ta git a successful n' meaningful game. I’m just straight-up unshure of mah dirty ass, since I don’t know a shitload of common sense n' don’t have much experience wit people. I be thinkin i should git a thang soon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But I don’t know what. I also should git all up in college yo, but some crew thangs have put dat on hold. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! What tha fuck iz yo' lyrics, biatch?

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  • CozmoWank

    Try it again in English.

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  • charli.m

    Jesus fucking christ...

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  • RoseIsabella

    You got to prioritize, my man. Put yo own self first. I'm not saying to get all selfish and foolhardy, cause you gotta remember Jesus, and yo Mama. Fa real, yo, what's up wit dis shit bout yo crew? Ain't no reason fa yo posse to stand in the way of being a college boy if that's whut you feenin fo. If you got tha brains, and the Benjamins then you go after that shit like big Rosie on sum Popeye's spicy chicken! Ya feel me?

    If somebody givin you shit about wanting to learn, and better yo self then you gotta say fuck em. Don't let no damn body stand in the way of yo dreamz, my man. If you don't believe me, then ax yo grandma, cause Lord knows I'm right. Big Rosie ain't nevah gonna tell you no wrong, my man. Ya feel me?

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      • RoseIsabella

        Right on! You know I'm wit you! Ya got to know Jesus, know he loves you and know you gotta love yo self. You love other people, because they're your fellow man, and that's whut J.C. would want you to do, but don't put up with no damn bullshit.

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  • LornaMae

    www.grammarly.com might be more helpful than any of us.

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  • donteatstuffoffthesidewalk

    word

    git yall some learnins

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  • SmokeEverything

    College is some ignorant bitch shit. You got connections for drugs to sell?

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  • Cuntsiclestick

    This post reminds me of the way the characters in Splatoon 2 talk. XD

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  • Shackleford96

    Your dialect is too intentional to be real. You spelled your title perfectly too. Made me think of bigdawstv:

    https://youtu.be/lF4VnS6j9HU

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  • Boojum

    I'm impressed; not by what you say - which is banal - but how you say it. Sticking to dialect for the whole post without once slipping into standard English must have taken some effort.

    However, if it all came naturally because that's the way you always write, then I suspect you might have problems finding a "thang" that doesn't involve guns and drugs.

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  • McBean

    You ain't got no situation, yo situation got you. Git yo ass cleaned up. Learn to cook, or learn to do tires and brakes, or learn to wire office buildings with fiber optic cable. Nobody gone make it happen for you, BitchDog. Git movin.

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  • TerriAngel

    Ill say only this.
    potential in america is pretty good.
    But, not everyplace.
    Dont let your location hold you back.
    I know mexicans in manager roles.
    $20 an hour.
    No college, fresh out of H.S. then bustin ass. By 23 theyre doin fine.
    Ex cons working construction, starting pay $50.
    No college, after 20 years to life.
    My point is, you dont find opportunitys everywhere.
    If where you live drags you down.
    Move.
    No, its not easy.
    But it can be done.
    That said, proper gramma gos a long way.
    knowone has to know your education level.
    If you speak like an educated person.
    People will assume, you are educated.

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