Cat issues

well cats have 9 lives. so if he's not on his last one, mr salamander might come back and kill you and eat your family.

No it's not normal you sick fuck

Naming a stray cat...normal
Naming a stray cat Mr. Salamander... probbly not normal
Wanting to do harm to said stray cat. very Not normal
Wanting to use its fur for sex fetish, Not Normal!

I think everybody goes through that phase, don't worry.

I am apalled!!!!!!!!! I hope mr. Salamander scratches your eyes out.

A cat is not a pet for you, go have a pet piranha.

my cats 19 and i have dreams where he's a imortal demonic thing impersonating my cat... but your weirder

DO NOT kill a helpless cat. They make fake fur nipple clamps.

YOU HAVE A DUNGEON?! NOT FAR, I WANT ONE!

I'm hoping that you are just trying to get a rise out of people, but if you are seriously talking about animal abuse, there are many that we can call on to put your butt in a padded room. LEAVE THE CAT ALONE.

Whoa! I have never heard of ANYTHING like that in my life! Whoa!

I cry laughing every time I look at this

holy shit, you're very messed up in the head.... In a joking way.... i think.... so you saw this cat, took it in, probably feed and watered it, and then named it and mentally tortured it with stories of how you were gunna chop off all its fur to warm your moldy nipples?!?!?! CRAZY!

Uhhhhhhhh.... Dungeon?Nipple covers? WTF?! LOL XD

I can't say i think it is particularly normal-but then what can i say, seeing that i often have similar thoughts...without the 'fur as nipple covers' part-but i will say that i thought that your "is this normal" question is absolutely hilarious!
P.S. don't worry...you are still a lot more normal than my sister!

HAHAHHAA

Not really.

You should have named him Moon Hermit, but otherwise normal as a baby shitting his diapers

Yeah, I talk about how my cat molests me in my sleep. I mean its all natural. I think beastality turns people on.

don't hurt the cat!

is this a joke?

come on guys do u really think he'll/she'll do that, and if he/she really does that to the poor cat i hope "mr. salamander" bite his/her nipples and tear it up.....

f all that say ur weird ur fine

If it just makes you laugh and nothing else, then your just having sadistic thoughts that amuse you. Sometimes a friend and I have these thoughts and they amuse us both so we tell and even add on to each others thoughts. As for me if I saw our sadistic thoughts come to life I wouldn't laugh cause it's real as well as the aftermath. And as I always say, whatever floats your boat man.

That's very sick.

were you on LSD when you posted this?

Saying goofy stuff is one thing. Animal cruelty is another. If you decided to act on this, it's only fair that someone kidnap you and skin you in their basement too. :)

Thats pretty fucked up.

@DrRachel - It seems weird that a doctor would misspell both "psychiatry" and "psychotic" in one single comment.

Lol!!! this if is a joke then HAHAHAHA!!!!!! if its not then you need help :|

Mr. Salamander?!?!?!?!?!?

Hmm, I like you..

This is a total fake, why name something an interesting title and then be an idiot about it?
Go somewhere else and make up stories, how about stick with it for about 400 pages, get a book appraisal and then sell it and make millions, dip.

that is the most normal thing anyone has ever done. yes this is perfectly normal. i do this probably one a week at least, and i have gotten up to killing Mr. Salamander XXXIV.

you are 100% normal.

OMG!
You're like reading my mindddd!

That's what I have dreams about.

You suck.

LOL! xD

lol please keep that one in the strict fantasy section of your brain....but yeah if you do please take a pic

WTF?!

I. CAN'T. EVEN!!!!

I thought i was the only one

I laughed so hard i cried but i think the only treatment for someone like you is a padded cell for your own safety but more importantly the cat

wut da fuuuuu...

Don't kill Mr.Salamander! D: Although shaving the cat and using the fur as nipple covers, well, it's not normal but it's also harmless! LOL Go for it! XD

I love kitties! And kitties eating pie! How could you want to kill the pie eating fluffy fluff?!!!

And if u like justin beiber ill get you rebecca black PUNK!

U very unawesome freak >:( how dare u touch that poor kittie's fur ever again :( emma get inna the singer from romania to cover her boobs with your hair...and u know how much hair that needs then emma stick you with justin beiber in a dungeon and make him sing a sad song in yo ears :(

Yes.

LMAO! I just love this site......WTF!!!!!!!

... right

wtf.

is it normal to be so turned on by that question??
jk. eww. lol

Whats the point of naming it if your just gonna kill it for its fur?

Fuckin freak

IF THIS IS A SERIOUS POST} PLEASE GET SOME HELP, TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THIS! PLEASE DO NO HARM TO ANY LIVING THING, THE SAME BREATH OF LIFE THAT WAS GIVEN TO YOU WAS GIVEN TO THEM ALSO!!!

lol, it's not normal, but as long as you don't do it then it should be okay?

Go for it. It'll keep your nipples from getting all hard in the winter.

Oh, I do that all the time. Don't worry :D

lmfao

It's normal.

NIPPLE COVERS LMFAO.

What the hell!

lol.

no cant say that is normal

it's cool, you just hit puberty.

if your 12

So you can see what im thinking then? OK..? fine. take the cat....take all the cats..they will come back to me anyway....oneday.

I do that all the time bro. Nothing better than thinking of slaying cats to make furry nipple protectors to make someone feel normal.

No.

funny because i would think/say things similar to my old cat until it died.

Animal abuse sends you to that imaginary burning hole in the ground.

Don't think these dirty thoughts.

Personally, cats annoy me.

I'm allergic and I just LOVE puppies.

Dogs are better.

yes,yes it is

you sound like you have the same problem a friend of mine has

are you insane?!!! it is TOTALLY normal. on the other hand naming a stray salamander mr. cat, taking it into your dungeon, skinning him and making a scaly condom out of it is not normal. believe me i've tried it.

Ahahahahahahahaha :)

haha sounds like fun but so weird hehe say hi to mr.salamander for me coz i love catsss!!

i like you

wow...and it thought i had wierd thoughts...

Lol no it is not normal yet this seems like a joke.

No comment.

Nope that is great.

I have a colleague whom I could refer you to who is a specialist in the field of psychaitry. It appears to me that you are suffering from physcotic thoughts let me know if you want his contact details.

Sincerely Dr.Learnerd I. Rachel

Everyone has their own version of Normality. This is something I'm sure everyone will at least somepoint think about doing, even if they don't do it themselves.

You are a beautiful person, pirsue these wild dreams

Very strange, but I like the originality! Keep up the good work!

I agree totally with MzBeck123
Do not torture or harm that cat. I also questioned the comment from "Dr Rachel". A doctor is not going to misspell those words!

Totally normal
who doesn't want to do that to their cat

nipple covers? thats some funny stuff

if your a girl thats hot..

i fucking hate my cat. shes a douchebag and pees on my bed and shits in my closet. you can skin and wear her as a garment any day. just ask.