Cats have life made. i want to be a pet cat too. iin?

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I like LOLcats. I think my friends have funny cats. I would never become enslaved to a cat. You all realize this? You do everything for a stinky, ungrateful moocher. That's a cat, lol. I know, I know. You fell for the cuteness. Did the kitty hypnotize you with eye charm? After noticing this phenomenon, I want to be a pet cat too. That's a lazy awesome life. Sleep all day. Sit in the sunny window. Demand food. Get pissed, swat people. Push things off counters. Rip up treasured items. Look cute and get away with everything. Something is wrong here! Very wrong. Some humans have become enslaved by kitties masterful plan to dominate humankind. Is this normal?

Is it normal that I'm jealous. I want to be a pet cat too.

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  • RainbowDischarge
    9 years ago

    I love my cat

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  • Freedom_
    9 years ago

    I notice more people enslaved to dogs. Dogs have you fooled. Cats pretty much take care of themselves.

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  • kingofcarrotflowers
    9 years ago

    Cats have got that life shit nailed down

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  • Squidward
    8 years ago

    If I could be reincarnated, I'd like to come back as an old man's beloved cat or a lesbian's dog. Seriously.

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  • wistfulmaiden
    9 years ago

    Yah indoor cats with good owners have it made. Outdoor cats have a rough life.
    I would totally be reborn as my car. He ate some steak and is sleeping on my bed.

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  • squirrelgirl
    9 years ago

    My cat is spoiled rotten. And I do mean really "rotten" in both personality and body. She attacks people, shits on herself, and has matted hair. And she's old as fuck... She's either 14 or 15 years old (we've had her so long none of us can remember her exact age)

    But despite all her flaws, she does have some positive attributes. She's very protective of me, watching over me from the back yard when I go to the park outside my house and greeting me when I get home. She likes to sit on my lap too. And she's very funny when she plays with her toys.

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  • megadriver
    9 years ago

    Lots of cats have it made, but what if you're reborn as a stray cat? Or one with bad owners...

    But yeah, I'd like to switch places with my cat for a month. Cause he does have it made. Sit on his ass all day, sleep, eat, get petted by everyone, then watch tv and sleep again. Preferably switch places with my cat for the terms! My cat can handle the exams, being a cat, he'll get top score. Reason - cuteness... I'll eat and sleep. XD

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  • GiveMeAFuckingNameAlready!
    9 years ago

    Pretty sure you just described the plot to the movie Cats & Dogs.

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    • Freedom_
      9 years ago

      Your name is now Master McWhaaat?!

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  • reminiscent
    9 years ago

    I am a little offended by this as a cat lady....eye charm pft...how racist.
    And I am well behaved...thank you.

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  • flightlesskiwi
    9 years ago

    I often envy my cat for the reasons you described. She's quite the spoiled little primadonna. She still doesn't behave like you described, though. While she does sleep a lot she greets me when I get home, and is generally quite affectionate.

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  • Avant-Garde
    9 years ago

    My cat is of a superior breed, she doesn't behave like you described. :P If I were like her I wouldn't sleep all day. I still would sleep quite a bit, though. I'd dash throughout the main floor, leaping over things and high into the air. I would sharpen my claws on wood because, I'm a badass. Trying to stick my paw into people's food. I would never use my claws in aggression. Nor, will I ever seem to become agitated. I would be like a little Buddhist. >^_^<

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