Cats, love, and the toilet....iin?

My cats are sort of uncaring most of the time. They do their own thing and don't really hang out with me much at all.

BUT, whenever I'm taking a leak or a dump they love all over me. They act like they love me more than life itself. They rub all over my legs and stay with me the whole time I'm in there doing my business.

Sometimes they even climb onto the back of the toilet seat while I'm sitting on there. I feel their little whiskers on my buttocks.

The when I'm done, they turn back into ungrateful assholes.

IIN?

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Comments ( 23 )
  • dappled

    I knew a cat that would sit on the toilet while her mistress took a shower. We used to joke that the cat thought her mistress was battling the forces of water for the sake of catkind (most cats don't like water). Who knows?

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  • dirtybirdy

    Uhhh...what'cha bringin 'em in there for?

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    • We don't close the bathroom door in our house. EVER. In fact, I think I'm going to just take it off.

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      • VioletTrees

        What? Is there some sort of household rule against it?

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      • Imposturously_yours

        Why? I, personally, don't enjoy people or animals watching me dropping a pound worth of digested steaks.

        Doors are useful!

        My ex's cat scratched the door sometimes when I used the toilet, but I just ignored and it stopped.

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  • Avant-Garde

    My cat once sat on my mothers lap while she was on toilet. Thankfully, she only urinated. My cat has tried to sit on my Lao while I was going to the toilet. I had to firmly talk her out of it by telling her "no".

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  • briebrie

    Well my 2 cats are very cuddly, pick me up 5 times a day kind of cats and when I go to the toilet they meow at the door so. Let them in and they climb up on my lap and rub their faces on my nose, purr, accidentally flush the toilet stepping on the flush and meowing at me. So yeah it's normal. Idk why they do it though

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  • That's why I keep telling you people---For good pussy fuck a cat.- That's what the hell it's looking for.

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  • 1000yrVampireKing

    Animals seem to like the bathroom. All my animals like to hang out in the tub even if they hate the water.

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  • drugsrbadmkay

    Yes it is normal every cat I've ever lived with does this.

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  • NeonLighterz

    Troll.
    Make it a bowl of shit.
    And put cat food in it.

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  • Just throw him in after you get done.

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  • kelili

    That's strange

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  • Terence_the_viking

    they like the smell of your poo's

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  • cute

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  • disthing

    It's all that catnip you eat, pouring out like a Mr. Whippy.

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  • Wambo37

    My fathers cat always watched us poop. When I visit him the cat always follows you to the toilet :P we arent a private family so I keep the door open when on the toilet or shower (except when fapping ;D ) The cat dowsnt have a cattoilet or whatever its called. he jumps on the toilet and crawls under the seat. then he pushes it until its up and pees or does the number 2 in it :D It looks just like when a human goes to the toilet except both hand and feet are on the toilet. The problem is he ussually doesnt flush (idk why but sometimes he does!) and he leaves the toilet seat open XD but I cant expect from a cat to put the seat down right?

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  • I know, right!

    Mine does it too. Sometimes I wonder if he's trying to guilt me into accompanying him while he takes a shit in his litterbox. It's as if he's saying, "See, I'm here for you in your time of need, why aren't you there for me when I need you?"

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  • howaminotmyself

    I have had several cats that like to hang out in the bathroom with me. Just last night I heard my husband yelling at the kitten to get off the toilet. Seems normal to me. As for the cat being ungrateful...eh, some cats act that way.

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    • Are you a crazy cat lady?

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      • howaminotmyself

        Not yet.

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        • 1000yrVampireKing

          Soon very soon. All the cat lovers will be! Honestly why is it that we have put such a stigma on cats?

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