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CHAIRS ARE SCARY.
That's it, that's the whole point of these.
When u go to bed and there is a chair in the same room, tell me u aren't afraid of waking up in the middle of the night and seeing it facing TOWARDS U.
Chairs are scary in all forms but an empty chair facing u OMFG I COULD DIE.
That's it.
My dad thinks i am crazy.
| never thought about it but now that u say it... | 8 | |
| YES THEY ARE OMG | 6 | |
| ... no they are not, the hell u talking about | 12 |
I sometimes have this same fear so you aren’t alone lol. It’s especially bad if it’s dark and if the chair has stuff piled on it because it can look like a person is sitting there
I have a chair right next to my bed and it never scares me. I’m braver than you ha ha.
I always worry when I sit in a chair it will turn into an electric chair and strap me in.
They do that so they can watch you when you gratify yourself, and judge you.
Meh, I say just get over it. Move the chair so it's facing a mirror. Touch yourself while sitting on the chair for healthy variety. Wanking in a bathtub all the time makes Jill a dull girl.
By the way, I'm thinking about writing a book entitled, 'Uncle Timothy's Wanking Tips for Boys and Girls'. There is just way too much bad advice on the Internet these days.