Changing lyrics to songs to make fun of people you dislike

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I have this habit of singing along to songs I listen to on my computer in my free time in the privacy of my home with no one else around. I always change the lyrics a bit, like inserting the name of an acquaintance from university whom I dislike. This acquaintance is very arrogant and attention-seeking. An example of this is that he loves to brag about research he did for a paper at Bachelor's level, as if that was something special.

For example, I will sing along to "Legendary Lovers" by Katy Perry, changing the lyrics from
"Legendary lovers, we should be legendary, la la la la la" to "Legendary lovers, they should be legendary, just like X's (his name) award-winning research."

Does anyone else have similar quirky habits? How normal is this kind of thing?

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  • CountessDouche
    9 years ago

    I do that all the time, when I'm driving mostly because it makes me very anxious...so I sing with the radio and replace every word with "cunt."

    "Cunts to left of me
    Cunts to the right
    Here I am
    Stuck on the highway with cunts"

    I also have a really bad habit of being too lazy to look up the lyrics to a song, so I'll replace them with whatever I think it sounds like...

    "Blinded by the light
    Wrapped up like a douche
    I get a boner in the night...

    She asked me to come over
    Put my boner on her shoulder
    I asked her if she needed a ride"

    Etc, etc...this tends to make other people laugh their asses off when I sing in the car.

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    • Shackleford96
      9 years ago

      Your made up lyrics are the best. Maybe even better than the original, lol

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      • CountessDouche
        9 years ago

        Haha thanks shacky.

        I'd sing to you, but trust me, you don't want to hear it. My singing voice sounds like a wet cat with cancer being thrown at a toaster...

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        • Shackleford96
          9 years ago

          O.o

          That's vivid. Poor cat... Lol

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        • derpyderp
          9 years ago

          You know I'm crazy about you.
          But it's true...

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          • CountessDouche
            9 years ago

            You LOVE my singing voice.

            What did you say?

            It demonstrates an utter lack of shame.

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            • derpyderp
              9 years ago

              I actually do ♡

              & it does.
              No fucking shame whatsoever...

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    • Anonymous Post Author
      9 years ago

      Hahaha. That really sounds like something I would do. Driving makes me anxious as well, mainly because there are so many people on the roads who can't be bothered to follow traffic rules.

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  • RoseIsabella
    9 years ago

    To the tune of Open Your Heart by Madonna:

    Open your ass to me, baby.
    I'll take a dump if you take a pee.

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  • Mytwin295
    9 years ago

    When my mom heard the song 'pumped up kicks' by foster the people for the first time in the car, she thought it was 'humped up dicks'.

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  • [Old Memory]
    9 years ago

    I like to sing this song whenever a certain friend comes around:

    Take a look at my penis,
    It's the only one I've got.
    Not much of a penis;
    Never seems to get a lot.

    Take a suck-job from a vacuum
    Like to see a prostitute.
    Condoms always seem to fall off
    Before I get it in you
    But there's not a lot I can do.

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  • Shrunk
    9 years ago

    http://youtu.be/1WqM307OWXI?t=9s

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