Cheap and easy euthanization

I doubt you could fool a vet. And you really don't need to as there are plenty of ways to do it on your own. But its a stupid idea life is precious and if its not going how you want you can always change it.

Why go to the trouble? Go stand in traffic.

Idiot

South Park did it.

Careful, some vets send animals off for medical experiments. You could be neutered, have your voice box cut, and spend the rest of your life having chemicals poured into your eyes.

Yeah that'll work, vets are so stupid ....

Don't kill yourself! I know it's cliché, but suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.

This post is priceless. Who ARE you? Let's be friends.

What?

YOU don't fuck with animals like tht.if they need to be put down do it respectfullylol

Try it. You won't know until you try it. If it will make you feel better I'll do the same and we'll see which one works out.

LOL.

lol

jump off a bridge like a normal person

better yet dont